Tarp Rat needs a Home Computer

“Show your generosity! We have gotten enthusiastic about less worthy causes than this. We know how zany TR can be after a night of illicit drugs, booze and bail. Why should we not enjoy the complete insanity of TR at the peak of his buzz?

TR's postings on company restricted internet time is just not enough fun. I say we pony up the dough to buy TR a computer and one year of free internet access. Who is with me?”

“Hello.....is any body there???????? echo echo echo echo”

“I've got some returnable bottles he can have. Maybe he should just save up his beer cans and bring them to MI for the $.10 refund. Hijack a mail truck to haul them?”

“I just love Seinfeld, Joy, great ref.”

“The weekenders didn't think much of this idea.”

“Dude, once I get out of work I see no reason to sit back down at a computer!

I just waste time on this thing at work because the only other option is to do some work and that's just stupid! Wasting company time and getting paid for it is like getting paid twice!

SWEEEEEEEETO!”

“Right on Tarp!”

“Come on Trapy...I've got a nice 386 DX2 40 Mhz w/ 4 MB of RAM for you. It has Windows 3.11. I'll even include a keyboard, mouse and monitor for you! It was a real screamer in it's day!”

“Trapy?!? Who the heck is Trapy? LOL!”

“Dude and I've got a 9600 baud external modem with your name all over it.”

“I've got a Commodore 64 that I'm willing to sell ya.”

“i can hook ya up with a hot tandy!”

“is Tandy doable?”

“Anyone have a keypunch machine and a bunch of punch cards they can send Tarpy?”

“hee, hee! I thought my home computer is bad (Cyrix 686). At work, I have a 486, no printer. Obviously, I have no internet access. No copier. The fax machine sends out but only receives when it chooses. The window air conditioner is worth more than the office equipment! LOL”

“Dis wack!”

“What a stupid idea.”

“LOL! aawww, this is so cute. actually, no one's been on TT on that computer, and it's been up for 2 weeks. i just don't want the temptation!”