newbie question

“I'm new here and would like to ask y'all a question: What do you think of guys wearing Speedo's at the beach? I used to be on the swim team and we had to wear them, now some of my friends are razzing me about wearing them out in public. I think they're jealous; I do look good in them. I mean, I have he body to wear them, once I can get everything stuffed in. Your opinions, please.”

“must be the reintarnation of newgirl.”

“LOL!!!!

ask bacpac. i'll bet that he goes out in a speedo and his arafat rag all the time.”

“I wear the wonder speedo.”

“That's funny bacpac.”

“That too.”

“Post a photo - I'll go with whatever newgirl says. You planning on BPing in a speedo? I'd advise a thorough tick check - maybe a dick check as well.”

“steiny, wearing a speedo is a dick check.”

“newboy -

How do you feel about temp clerical workers with a drawl?”

“newboy, try wearing your speedo backwards. Your friends won't tease you anymore. They won't even be your friends.”

“Nooo thanks, mr. bacpac. That's what made my girlfriend leave me. Or, it could have been the JD I guess.”

“Newboy, Whiskey and speedos are a perfect combination. You have fallen into the right crowd. Forget your old friends. With a package like that you should have no problem picking up one of the skeezers.”

“Methinks I smell a troll:-) LOL”

“yess, my precioussesssss...”

“By my calculations, bacpac posted 2 minutes after his lunch hour.

All that identity switching took longer than he had planned.”

“raddy, I said troll, not Gollum. LOL”

“All the girls at the counter were busy earlier, (I'm a Sandwich Artist In Training) so I had to go out and make a sub for this girl who just moved here from Ohio. She was so damn hot! But when she ordered her lunch, I almost prematurely elucidated! She wanted the "Thubway Thouthwest Thteak and Cheese Thpecial" Her lisp was making crazy. Do you think I should be fired for thinking about taking her behind the Coke dispenser and welcoming her to Poughkeepsie on company time? I know I shouldn't talk (I mean write) like this, but boys have sex drives too.”

“I was at a business conference earlier this summer. One of the guys at the conference was out on the beach when a guy walked by in a speedo. The fella in the speedo was waving his arms and acting weird. The friend went up and put a couple of dollar bills in his shorts.”

“heck yeah, newboy!

give her the steack and cheese special!”

“Hmmm... Too late for bacpac. Well the "mr. bacpac" sounds like Buddur.

Whoever it is you're killing me!”

“Hey newboy, when stuffing, always remember the golden rule - wet socks expose small cocks.”

“You're lucky you can stuff it in a speedo. I usually have to wear pants and stuff the tip in my sock.”

“lol Baso4!”

“You guys are terrible! Humorous though. Raddy how many names do you have on TT?”

“Nope, not Bacpac, Buddur, or Raddy. Keep gething tho!”

“I wear mine around my neck like a snake.”

“I'd say Buddah Bear but I guess him most of the time so...”

“is it buddha bear?

omahiker?

it's....

SWITCHBACK!!!”

“Wait.

How did I ignore that?

lipstick... snake?”

“ROFLMAO @ Lipstickhiker! Good one girl!!!!”

“shouldn't newboy ride a crotchrocket AND work at subway?!?!?!?”

“Buttpacking???

I thought this site was about Backpacking!”

“Violin, I was just feeling left out, lol.”

“I've heard of that one.”

“Violin, do you mean pen!s envy, lol. I'm married so I'm not really doing without.”

“I thought once you got married, you HAD to do without!”

“Buddha, I'm only married 6 yrs. It better not be over!”

“Bingo, LH.”

“Holy crap walkindude! that is friggin hilarious”

“What is that big spot on the front of the suit dude! Boy do I regret clicking that link lol!”

“sorry raddy-o, wern't me.”

“The red spot is an American flag. I thought yall'd get a kick out of that. LOL”

“i think he spooged pepto bismol!

UGH!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“newgirl is a shape-shifter”

“Are you saying new girl has a pecker now?
LOL!!!!! That's funny!!”

“lizs, Shape shifter, that's a good one, lol.”

“NOW I'M REALLY JEALOUS!!!!”

“Violin, Do you work for the Psychic Friends network?

It's bacpac! buddur? Buddah??.....eenie meenie mynie mo”