The Young and the TT-less

“In today's episode, newgirl leaves the threads, as the sarcasm and wit crashes down on her from the usual suspects. TXwoodswoman and hikerboy celebrate birthdays, as bigfoot exposes an affair in his last "trip" report.

In tommorrow's episode....will newgirl come back? Will there be another underwear thread posted? Will violin learn another HTML code? Will tarpy live after the close call on his new bike? Will Pamster ever be able to forgive Buddha Bear? Tune in, tune out, lurk if you must, but you won't wnat to miss this episode!”

“i really hope that violin does NOT learn another HTML code. he's already hosed two threads and he's probably the reason that the site is crashing.”

“I just hope new girl won't come back.”

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“newgirl's gone? She must not have heard what she wanted to hear about getting back with her ex.”

“I did what,....I don`t guess I saw that one. It`s strange what one says and another gets from a thing. I said I had a good time,... I don`t remember having an affair, or being exposed.

Was that you bear, that I saw running down the road in the dark..lol

What a world.....”

“I failed to realize the signifcance of the undie thread, but I have plenty of advice though.
I wonder, will bacpac diss on everyone in the next episode or will he fall down a well, pushed by his not so evil twin.
LOL”

“lol tahoe

Bigfoot, I have again made the mistake of skimming through a thread - you guys sounded so lubby dubby, I was just making a joke. And yes it was me!

Also..... Will skiracer ever be able to move his arm again, will the physical therapy work?”

“In future episodes...will a struggling poet search to find the true words of expression...will lime green jello become a USDA sponsered food group...will lumber become a NEW staple in a GIRL's diet...and lastly, will the butt sniffing convention win it's court battle in the Supreme court??

Stay tuned y'all...”

“Same TT time?

Same TT channel?”

“New episode:

Will Big Foot ever reveal the details of his camping trip? Will the trolling newbies fall into a black hole, never to be seen again? Will we find out that it's really not lime green jello, but rancid, moldy cherry jello?”

“Sunshine lures PedXing into the girls' room.

Dunk uses a technicality to avoid the question of which five TT people he'd like to hike with.

Future episodes, skiracer recovers quite nicely but reinjures his shoulder after slipping on some rancid, moldy, lime green colored cherry jello.”

“This script sucks. I say we have a naked orgy. Newgirl returns and pulls the train.

Toot! Toot!”

“Tooooooooooot! Tooooooot! Sunshine, too funny! The soap should be called lime green jello hospital or something!”

“That's JELLOW dammit!”

“I got five bucks that sez we see a newbie out for revenge real soon. Newgirl will lurk for a few, then come back as someone else, trying to have a venom tongue...”

“You mean instead of asking every newbie if they are Tarpy we'll be hanging newgirl tags?”

“violin,

your little html shenanigans are hosing up about 10% of the machines that i view this site on.

exercise a little control.”

“So Rad works in a store selling Toshibas?”

“What do you mean 'hosing them up'?”

“Personally?.. I vote for newgirl staying.. and ANYONE else who can create 'posting interest'.

Hey, you hafta admit we have had fun.

:)”

“There was fun, but a lot of dismay. I know that I was shaking my head at a lot of the posts. That's why I really never got involed them. If she wanted to air dirty laundry like that, run it up the flag pole.

Violin - As someone stated before, maybe she WAS Tarpy. The women never post a pic, I thought that was always kinda odd. It would just fit her M.O. to start another "person". Wasn't there some talk about her being mountain girl?”

“Can't you see Rad running from computer to computer calling up TT? "Damn that Violin!" "D'oh!" "&%$*@$#!"”

“I imagined him using more colorful language than that!”

“Violin -

Haven't been here all that long, so I really have very little to go on. Maybe he was trying something different? Didn't really hear from him all that much while she was posting. Doesn't matter now anyway.”

“laqtis -

I think you just grossed-out a lot of eager single guys! lol”

“If newgirl is Tarpie or some other guy here (or gal), then I'm a real fool for flirting with her. But I tend to think she's real, based on the details in her messages.”

“We are all real Steve. Did you think this was just a soap opera or something?”

“LOL at this entire thread!

Buddha, why would you need my forgiveness? Did I miss something?”

“I think Biz is Svetlina in disguise.”

“Strumpet

Steve read the CAUTION carefully.


Don't feel foolish unless you... you... well, you know.”

“Pamster, see lime green jello thread.”

“Hey, how did they get my picture ?”

“rad-

I'm still wondering what threads I 'hosed' and what that means. I am capable of restraint if I know what actions may be causing trouble.

If you just want to censor me - pound sand!”

“Svetlina?

Hey I am real, LH knows it. WHy else would she be getting all bent out of shape.

Check out my pic Ü”

“Pics (they're on my webpage)”

“I believe, I believe! You should move to Ohio Biz.”

“Wow, you are cute Biz! Put Svetlina to shame.”

“thanks! Ü

LH-don't even say it..”

“I'm not saying anything. You can't be too bad if you like animals.”

“grrrrrrrrrr..., you like animals? A bear is an animal!”

“Biz you look pretty loaded down at Verde River. How much did your pack weigh?”

“Woah LH (floored)


I'm REAL! I'm a REAL girl!

(I feel like goddamned Pinnochio)”

“I am attracted to women with large noses.”

“lol - watch it grow!.... oh, are we talking about noses?”

“I always carry 30 lbs, no mo, no less

It's a small pack so it looks like more
...need to get a new one”

“In today's episode: Newgirl is missing for 24 hours now, Montana police are forming an ivestigation, with the main suspects being Cheif (where were you yesterday?), Gary Condit, Lumberyard Cowboy, and OJ Simpson. Just when one girl leaves, another appears, as Biz reveals that she's not, in fact a troll. Music is abound as Violin celebrates a birthday and Buddur buys a banjo, is the TT gaining an orchestra?

Tune in tommorrow to find out: Will newgirl be found? Will Biz bite on any of the avalance of passes that will be hurled at her now that she's exposed her pics? Will Matt beat the worm once and for all? How many more "Hike the TT" lists will walkindude make? All in another exciting episode of....... The Young and the TT-less.”

“Ahhhh, little bear. I will forgive you this time but if this sort of thing happens again it will be a flogging for you. LOL”

“Hellloooo Biz! What a hottie. Did I mention how much I like dogs?

Rosco is such a cutie! Let's take the dog hiking.”

“I dig that sunshade on yer pack, Ms.Biz!

And Rosco looks like a wild one!”