Where's Naked Ape?

“I thought he wasn't supposed to move till later this month. I tried to call him and his # is already disconnected. MOM, Spam, Anybody, Have you heard from him latly?”

“I heard tell of an ol` boy on a river with a blow up Bettey and a roll of duct tape
seems his Betty had to many new holes in `er, could this be the missing Naked Ape
it very well could be him, with him, you just never can tell
where ever you are Naked, I hope you`re happy and doing well”