looking for hiking partner

“Biz -- you're a trip.. LMAO..

Damien -- Naw.. give it time.. so do you REALLY have it confirmed.. that you have three ppl going with you?.. or just wishful thinking?

Running Girl -- Seriously, my apologies.. I got confused.

WalkingDude -- where are you today?”

“towndawg, WHERE ARE YA??!!!

did I scare ya off??!!!”

“yeah, actually i met
these people at a coffee shop yesterday,
and they are pretty cool,and commited
already have reservations for the high camps in yosemite,
after yesemite im headed north,
any suggestions on places to go in oregon
or washington would be
appreciated, thanks”

“No problem Towndawg. I just had to get it cleared up with my husband. hehehehehe”

“Two words, serial killer. He lures them in with the cat and all the fancy "stock market talk, and then BLAM, he goes OJ on her. For Pete's sake. the dude's name is Damien, and he made money on the stock market this past year - too many connections to lucifer if ya ask me.”

“LMAO!
you guys kill me!!
or is it the other way
around,,,
with all the paranoid
people around here
it amazes me any of you
even step foot in the woods, lighten up,
not everyone is a killer!! have some fun!!”

“yeah, but it only takes one serial killer to ruin your whole day.

Solo, solo, solo. No planning problems, no pretenders, no murderers. ;)”

“mameeka? -- LOL.. I aint saying nuttin to dat..

pathman -- naw.. my hikes then to be full of interesting adventures.. its better to have someone to laugh at my stupidity.

damien -- I think u take us too serious.. I tend to say whatever pops in my mind.. I save real life for.. well.. REAL LIFE.

running girl -- ya.. he was giving me the evil eye bad.

biz.. naw.. I wont say no more.”

“Buddha Bear”

“My cat can whup your cat.”

“oh yeah?

your probably right,
but its my exgirlfriends cat,
i have an alaskan husky
now, great hiking dog!”

“ill be in yosemite
from 08/20 to 08/23
so maybee ill see
one of ya on top of
the falls”

“make sure you take pics.. so we can see everyone.. and where all u guys went.. :)”

“will do towndog”

“that's dawg, there boy.. and dont you forget it.

we dogs are sensitive about how we spell our names.”

“Money is not a problem??

Well then, take me! My expenses are hefty, however. Let's see, airline tickets from Michigan, parking fees for my car, day care for 3 kids 24 hours per day X number of days, reimbursement for lost wages and hiking expenses (permits, travel to and from trailheads, etc.) If you can handle that and more, I have a girlfriend who would be willing to do the same. She has only two children to put in day care.

:o)”

“Oh Sunshine!!!! My faith in your virtue is shattered!

I think I must join the Yosemite expedition so I can take a leap off the half-dome.”

“Hey PedXing, Better yet, take me on that expedition and I'll talk you out of jumping off. I'd rather hike with you, anyway!”

“Didja ditch the girl and keep the cat?

Always liked Huskies, just seemed stupid to me to bring one to Florida.”

“Awwwww.... but who is gunna pay our 'spenses MB?”

“We'll bring Damjen along with us. Maybe we could find a girl for him.”

“damjen, I just want you to know that all my ribbing is in fun. Welcome to Trail Talk. I hope you stick around for all the fun.

:o)”

“thanks sunshine,
you guys are the greatest!!

you too dawg”

“after saturday i wont
be posting anymore,
ill be gone traveling
for about 6 months,
but thanks for all the great advice”

“WANTED: Recent recipient of wealth ISO cute outdorrsy babe..

Plans are to travel country for about six months and get married in vegas.”

“LOL Sunny! Moral is money talks, but suicide threats talk just as loud! Eeeeek!”

“"after saturday i wont
be posting anymore,
ill be gone traveling
for about 6 months,
but thanks for all the great advice"
damjen1971
8/14/01

This is like Silence of the Lambs 2, listen Hannibal, the feds can trace these posts, you may need to hide for longer than 6 months - homicide files don't have a statute of limitations.”

“It just dawned on me. Wants woman to go backpacking, he pays all the expenses.... Sounds like he may be looking for a Trail Ho!”

“a trail ho?
does such a creature exist?

actually i dont beleave
in sex before marraige,
but to each his own,”

“and the serial killer
jokes are getting a bit
old...

thats a pretty serious
accusation to make,

if you bothered to get to know me you would find that your fears
probably just came from
watching to much tv,,”

“You just can't be too careful these days.”

“Break it down here people damien = ed gain, who's first victim was a nice girl named Jen in 1971 (damjen1971) Learn more, click here There is a significant resemblence.”

“damjen1971, don't take it personally. Axe murderer jokes are pretty standard fare on Backpacking discussion boards. Mostly because we all have family who think we are crazy for going on trips with people we meet online.”

“ok ok buddha bear!

you caught me!! lol”

“actually it "ed gein"
and he was caught
in 1957,
but nice try...

maybee ill see you on
the trail..pathman!!
( insert evil laugh here).....”

“For the record i never said i hate cats. I simply asked why he was holding a cat. Somthing about cats makes a man loose his manliness. I actually like cats very much I have 3. Buddah your right he seems like a murdurer to me too.... lol”

“so adventure girl..
any hikes your taking
soon that i would want
to know about?”

“ooohhhh....

Be careful there, damjen. Adventuregirl is one tough woman.

The Adventures of Adventuregirl”

“1:44:47
WalkingDude -- where are you today?
TownDawg
8/14/01



Hey, some of us actually work for a living.”

“Hes after me guys AHHH!”

“
damjen1971, the "real" pic.”

“He's attracted to chicks nicknamed "Scar Face" hehehe”

“wow tough room!!

its ok i still
love you guys”

“and adventure girl,

relax im harmless,”

“You already love us?!

I guess you can afford to not believe in sex before marriage when you work that fast! Sheesh!”

“switchback

MAMEEKA??”

“I got a list of damjen1971 packing list for his trip.

Pack
Sleeping bag
Tent
Axe
Machete
Duct tape
Handcuffs
Shovel
Alibi

Well, I think he covered all the basics...”

“I met a couple of guys on my last hike with a machete, at first i was scared but they used it to cut wood with not me thank goodness.”

“lmao!!

thanks for the reminder!!! hyperpacker,
i almost forgot to buy
a shovel,

its the little details
that are so important,
see ya on the trail!!”

“hey why dont you believe in sex before marage damjen???? Just a question you dont have to answer if you dont want to.”