looking for hiking partner

“im 29m looking for
a companion pref female
for a 10 day hike,
yosemite,glacier, ect
call if intersted
tol-free1-877-335-8442
( i can pay most of
expences, call me
if you want more details”

“i am also looking for females to take advantage of / kill in the wilderness..
dont be afraid...

1-877-you-nuts”

“come on now!! have we
come to this!!
killlers dont leave
phone numbers, grow up man!!”

“I think he's a she! Maybe she has had a bad experience or heard of one.”

“What time frame? I have experience in the serrias.I like the expense paid thing!I am a MALE!”

“lol... you guys are so bad.. who is this guy.. does he post here often?”

“LOL!

damjen1971 have you had a bad experience?”

“Wanna do it on a glacier, eh?”

“im very ashamed of
all of you, im just
looking for a hiking
partner and all you
can do is make sick
jokes!!
are there any alduts
here?"”

“Don`t get your nickers in a twist,...give it a few days and see if what you were looking for shows up.

Don`t feed the animals in here with a reply if you don`t want your hand bit off and lighten up a bit. The animals can smell your fear of `em and will attack you without thought to your feelings.

I hope you find what you`re looking for..... or who....”

“Damjen1971 -- Make your life simple.. the other website has a section SPECIFICALLY devoted to finding hiking partners..

http://www.backpacker.com

Log on to their trail talk, and post away. I am sure you will fit right in with all the other guys looking for female hiking partners.

As for us being serious.. we post ECT and other get-togethers all the time on here.. There are opportunities every week to hike with several of us.

In fact, most ppl already not only know each other by name, we have met face to face. We even put together a directory of what state each of us lives in.

So don't give us a lecture on being adults, ok?”

“I meant that newcanuckkid is a girl. It is possible that damjen1971 is a girl too (jen?). Damjen, people usually like to feel like they have gotten to "know" someone on a chat forum before agreeing to hike with them for a long trip (or a short one, for that matter), unless they are going with a group. I don't recognize your name, but if you are not new here, I apologize. There are a lot of people on this site that hike in Yosemite, but they may choose not to respond to your post. As Big Foot said, you need to lighten up. This site is full of adults who like to cut up a lot, and generally don't mean any harm.”

“thanks for all the help guys,”

“Hey you know?.. I just called the guy up.. He sounds normal.

I encouraged him to post again.. at least telling us what state, giving us a email addy, and uploading his picture to Phil's list of regulars.”

“Normal,..... what is that, ... I know what I think it is, but none of you fits my idea of it. I dare say I don`t fit your ideas of it either.

I don`t want to meet normal folks, I want the wild and crazy ones, that`ll be hard to ever forget and that I`ll miss the moment we walk away from one-another.

What fun would it be to be surrounded by a lot of folks just like me.... Heck, I can get that when I go see my folks and family and on our best day together, we don`t see eye to eye on everything.

I enjoy the differance there is in others and meeting strangers. And, as far as strangers go, there`s none stranger than myself.LOL”

“Normal People Scare Me”

“Wild and crazy, huh Big Foot? So you don't want to meet a normal person, like, say....ME!”

“Sure I do LyndyS, but I did say I don`t think anyone is normal, not the way I see it.LOL”

“Maybe I just need glasses...LOL”

“heehee.. hMm.. good point.. I take it back.. he sounds boring.”

“acordind to newcanuckkid
im a serial killer!!
so really.. how boring
could i be?
PS, you guys are great, loving the
feedback!”

“I don't mind norml people!”

“i aint a girl..

i just posted the first thing that popped into my head..

i didnt assume that you were a serial killer.. i assumed you were a troll (sorta the same except.. well not).. in all probability, you could be crazy, but who isn't.. i just thought the post sounded funny.. sorta like a personal ad.. i dont think many women are gonna jump at the chance to hike with someone they dont know.. even if it is paid for.. a group is different (at least you can all die together) :o)”

“Exactly.. my point.. I even posted a thread to that effect awhile back.. remember.. "wanted: hot wilderness babe" ??

But hey.. I think we gave him some suggestions on how to find some hiking partners now..”

“Suggestion: post some info about yourself, send a picture to Phil so people can figure out what you look like, contribute to one of the many gear threads (HA!), go on one of the many group trip opportunities posted here throughout the year....THEN see if you can pair up.”

“damjen1971, I would go hiking with you, but I'm not sure you can take a joke...10 days, that's a longgggg time

I like the expenses paid part though Ü”

“Hey Biz.. (29 and single) I will let ya go hiking with Me.. if you don't tell my wife!!

*ducks, and scampers away*”

“Town Dawg: I didn't think your thread was that funny at the time. But today it has been getting funnier.”

“I take it back... I saw the post on backpacker that must have inspired you... I chuckled then, too.”

“this site is great!
I have already
gotten 16 e-mails
for my trip,
and 2 of them were
even for real!”

“What's up Towndawg?

I say ditch your wife and let's go hiking!!

(can you carry my pack?)”

“LOL! (and how many phone calls?)
How many for real emails did you get Town Dawg???”

“Pedxing, I just had a really good laugh!

Newcanuckkid, I'm really sorry. I must have confused you with someone else.”

“Biz: (tries to think of a good lounge lizard line).. okie bahbee.. whatevah you want, you know your sugardawg will get it for ya.

PedXking: Real emails?.. crap all I get is those stupid advertisements and surveys lately.

Damjen: kewl.. pretend not to be an axe murderer long enuff that you convince one of these TT's to actually come along with you!

Biz: (deserves one more post) Carry your pack?.. Dang sweetie.. I would carry YOU if you would agree to go up in the mountains with ME.. :)”

“going once...
going twice..”

“You know?.. You dont even tell WHEN you are going.. UuMMMmmm... was that intentional so you could modify your plans to go with the hot wilderness babe who said ok, she would go?”

“ON MY PROFILE
IT SAYS LEAVING 08/19”

“WHO IS THIS
HOT WILDERNESS BABE?
AND WHERE CAN I FIND
HER?”

“I smell troll.”

“no...trolls lie to
get what they want,
im for real”

“awww nevermind!!!

there is no trust in this room... you all
must have had some
bad experiences.

happy trails!!”

“ahh.. see?.. I was right.. It's newgirl in disguise..

:)”

“Wow Town dog called me PedXking!”

“GUYS-damjen1971 is real!! he just emailed me, we're going hiking!!

wooEeeee!!!!”

“Ah, Damn!

it's my ex-husband

Never Mind”

“hey biz,

im not your
ex-husband yet!!”

“Biz LOL that's too much your killing me!!!!!How could such a babe like you have an ex. I thought you were devoted to Rosco!!!”

“Hey Pete: Get a clue! Sometimes the woman has reasons to wanna break up!”

“sirpete- glad ta make yer laugh, Sir

(I love yer name)

Ü”

“*GUFFAW*”