BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!!!!!!

“You MUST check out this site. I won't give any details other than you will laugh your head off. My personal favorites are message numbers 28,41,42,43,44 in that order. exgirlfriend”

“click on voicemails and scroll down. ENJOY!”

“Do I dare open this at work?

Nah, I'll wait til I get home.”

“There are no pictures or porn. But there is a LOT of cussin'.”

“How depressing!! I listened to two of them and that was enough. I guess you have to have had a psycho ex. to relate. Reminds me of the Jerry Springer show.

I think I'll go kiss my wife.”

“I didn't like listening to them either.”

“i think it is funny.. ya gotta love to hate psychos”

“she is just plain scary.”

“Boy, am I glad I'm single again, I can't wait to meet lovely young women like that. Maybe I should just be a priest.”

“Thanks anyways, I've already had one!”

“WOW WOW WOW

That is hysterical (and sad). I only listed to a few of them but it was plenty... I like the last one.

If I were him, I'd be frightened for my life.”

“this is old and already proven to be a fake.

i agree with phil and steve, too.”

“It may be fake, but you can't tell me this doesn't happen to people all the time. So - it's essentially real in theory!

Real or Fake... It's still funny to me.”

“I don't usually pass on sad news like this, but sometimes we need to pause and remember what life is about:

There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey," died last week at the age of 83.


It was especially difficult for the family to keep him in the casket.

They'd put his left leg in and...well you know the rest.”

“BB..I agree with you about being single..

I was married to a man with a "garbage" mouth and then he wondered why his kids called him an a$$hole and said f-u-c-k to him. DUH!

If you can't respect them, why should they give you the same respect back?

We are all much happier now..and my kids have better speaking skills as well..”

“I wonder if Mel Gibson has this in his favorites? ;)

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

”

“heheheh”

“zig heil!”

“http://www.zombo.com/

Work safe.


You need your sound turned on.
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“http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

It might be more entertaining then The Onion.”

“I should note the site gets an "R" for language

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_Bush”

“Oh, that's a funny site...”