To everyone who cares.

“All

Please note that I'm happy being called Slappy and every other abusive form of my TT moniker.

However I'm not KEN. I'm just a Troll wanna be making fun of Ken. I'd like to change my handle back to SlapMyAssAndCallMeSpanky, but I think Matt fixed the whole name changing thing.

”

“How bout' Slappy the Butt Pirate?”

“oh, well, i was gonna ask you to say hi to Barbie, but oh well...”

“Whatever you say, ken.”

“How about
"Buddha staked down to the ground and A$$ F-U_C-K_E-D till he bleeds then dismembered and fed to the dogs Bear"?”

“Go for it, Ken. Whatever floats your boat! ”

“DAMN! Ease up.

”

“Um gayguy6x be careful or you'll get kicked out of the "everyone who cares" club”

“Ken-gay. Good one! Your's is the homo-erotic trail name ”

“Hey! I'm not into all that bondage crap!”

“The truth is out there, Agent Scully, yes,
But greater truth is in these simple lines:
Your courage and your coolness do impress,
your science, like the sip of vintage wine.
O, Mulder is a twit who mocks this heart of mine!
So close to you and yet so far away,
He spends his days pursuing saucers flying-
Does he not see the beauty of your way?
Forget him, Dana, and begin a brand new day!
You don't need aliens in your golden sky;
You're worth beyond your lousy federal pay,
Forensic Bitch-Mistress of the FBI!
Oh red haired vision, hip, and friend of reason,
You bring homoerotism to a TV season.”

“And people wonder how this site gets the "Adult Rating"”

“Ice? You're momma's Net Nanny getting in your way again. You should really get a place of your own.

FlyGuy..
homo-erotic? No I'm thinking more S&M B&D not homo-erotic.”

“Slapmyassandcallmeatroll?”

“Hey I like that backpack...

SlapMyAssAndCallMeATroll good balance, nice ring, easy to say...”

“meatroll?


Oh! me-a-troll. I get it now.”

“switchback did you ride the short buss to school?”

“"bus"”

“emphases on the "S" makes it sound like you are talking slower... should have use more than 2”

“so I'm the weakest link? Where is Ice Tea when you need him...”

“On the bus?”

“ouch...... ”

“Omigawd! was that you that we used to pick on SlapAss! You sure do bring back some good memories.”

“God you really are slow... switchback = stupiddummy”

“Franks and Beans”

“Ohhh maybe I shouldn't have said that.. I forget how sensitive you are...”

“????? What the hell are you talking about?”

“Man, switchback! He's calling you the dummy. ”

“Have you seen my baseball?”

“Oh nothing someone like you could ever hope to understand. Just go back to your "HappyPlace".”

“OK Ken.”

“Hey slappy, it's lunch time, now hand over your lunch money to me and switchback, or it's buckwheats for you.”

“You know that Buckwheets is a 70's breakfast cereal”

“anyone remember the 80's cereal Freakies?”

“Never heard of it. But I do remember Boo-Berry, Count Chocula & Franken-Berry. They still make those I think.”

“oops, I looked it up it was 1974 when it went national.”

“don't forget Fruit Brute

The lesser known of the ghouls”

“Probably stale by now. ”

“lets try this again

Fruit Brute

The lesser known of the ghouls”

“Wow there were 5 of the monster cereals...
Count Chocula
Frankenberry
Boo Berry
Fruit Brute
Yummy Mummy”

“Buckwheats - From the movie Things to Do In Denver When You're Dead Means to be buckshot in the stomach, allowing for a slow painful death.”

“*I don't bother with instant oatmeal, I just put some in a zip-lock baggie with some sugar. Works just fine. Was (is) MAYPO fortified with vitamins and such? Do they still make it? Is it suitable for the trail (or is it nasty?) ”

“WOW! I've only seen the first three.”

“Certainly less painful than a discussion on 30 year old breakfast cereals.”

“Be ashamed of such vulgarity in your name. Even if you use it in jest. And be ashamed of the coarseness you have inspired.

It is unpleasant to read the writings of degenerate fancy English.”

“Ok Ok

Both Count Chocula & Frankenberry are both 30 years old (1971) but Boo Berry & Fruit Brute are only 28 years old (1973) and Yummy Mummy is only 14 (1987)

I bet most people on here are older than that.”

“I have three unopened boxes of Ghostbusters cereal, the holographic series. I'm a sucker for holograms. I read a while back that an unopened box of PEP from the 40's sold for a few hundred dollars. Hopin' to put the grandkids through college with cereal box money! Yep, they're right upstairs next to my box of Urkel-O's!”

“Wow, I'm the same age as The Count and Frank. I feel honored.”

“To everyone who cares?

What about the majority of us who don't?”

“Hey KEN, your thread degraded again...you even named this one and it still happened.”