Hiking Fetish

“What is your hiking fetish?

Mine, I have to pack my tevas. There is nothing like getting those smelly a$$es boots off and lettin' the dogs air out and not worring about cutting up your feet.”

“Dog collar . . .nuff said.”

“oooops.... that'll teach me to read thread titles more carefully!”

“Binoculars, I take them all time. Heavy but they are cool to have along.”

“CANDY!”

“piano wire and a scalpel.”

“"the complete idiots guide to backpacking"”

“i have a high king fetish, too, only to be rivaled by my fascination with the king of the underworld. then i remember they're the same thing, and i laugh and laugh...”

“CHOCOLATE MMMMMMmmmmmm”

“lyra- you're crazee

My fetish is I gotta bring extra shoelaces, don't know why, have never needed em (yet)

rad- what's the piano wire for?”

“I carry about a pound of chocolate with me every trip...Swiss, of course.”

“piano wire and scalpels sound like the fare of SERIAL KILLERS, if you ask me...”

“come, walk with me...”

“Piano wire is too heavy, you can use a guyline or nylon rope just as easily. Do you use the scapel in place of your knife?”

“have you no class?”

“I guess you aren't an ultralight serial killa”

“or maybe just a cereal castrater?”

“Slinglite chair (butt doesn't like rocks), camera & film, Certs or Starbucks mints”

“Idiots guide to hiking. I hjad the hardback eddition I carried for years...

Anyway, I carry my dog tags for luck, and a nip of something in a flask.”

“I sleep with one eye open when I backpack with rad.

My fetish is my Camera. Gotta have the SLR ready.”

“following chicks in short-shorts. getting mezmerized by their butts”

“camera, I kick myself if I don't bring it.”

“My slumberrest chair. The ability to have a cup of coffee.”

“sirpete has got the answer!”

“I followed a lean body (with a nice butt) up Mt Whitney once. He had long legs, so I worked hard with these short legs to keep up. With a nice target to focus on, it wasn't so painful....”

“My mala.”

“I got a calf fetish

Dudes with nice calves”

“argh I feel like such an idiot - I just went to Amazon.com to search for _The Complete Idiot's Guide to Backpacking_

sigh - when will I ever learn

HOI”

“I won't leave the trail head without my Arafat Doo Rag.

Ali Akbar!”

“I like to bring lots of water. I always bring about 2 qt more then I needed. I guess its because when I hike with my troop or when I'm on camp staff the little kidds never pack enough water. So I usaly give out some right before they go for nose dive into a rock.”

“Meeting Biz on some Arizona trail.

Oh, yeah...

nice calves.”

“Canteen Boy?!?”

“I ill never again hike without my band. well at least there tapes. I met the group called Catashun at the local fair this week. they are from Equador. what a fantastic band! from now on I will have all there music in the woods with me at all times.”

“chair kit for sleeping pad, hot cocoa, and camp sandals (merrells)

these are my "must-haves"”

“Obi Wan- if you can keep up with me, I'll let ya follow me

Ü”

“Payday candy bars,the bite size ones can take alot of abuse.”

“for me, it's young girls, lots of young girls... Oh that's not right... they have to be "of age" sorry my bad”

“HogOnIce

Go here..

www.dummies.com”

“oops sorry..

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Camping & Hiking”

“Or here..

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Camping & Hiking”

“i love my tevas.”

“new gear,
I can't stand to be seen in public in gear that I have worn before.”

“My knife. I don't know what is about this knife that hooks me. There's nothing unusual about it. I don't carve or widdle with it. I even cut myself with it and had to get six stitches last June. Weird.”

“Chocolate covered espresso beans and my Kabar.”

“Starburst”

“I like chewing gum and my pocket knife and lip goo in my pocket. If one of these were missing I would be distressed.”

“Pete and Dude..I am SOOOOOO surprised at you two!!! You PERV kings!! For a small fee, I won't tell your significant others..

Course, with Pete, she prolly already knows...lol

fetish? hiking? isn't that an oxymoron right there?

gotta have chocolate..M&M's rule..very packable and heat tolerant.

Chapstick and Camera..both must haves.”

“AMEN PHIL!”

“My Cabana boy, Baume66.”

“Yo TX
Mine knows how I am. She say's she don't care where I get my appitite, just so long as I eat at home.”