Grapenuts - The extinction of the male g rape

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Your favorite trail food may be causing the extinction of the male grape. Grapenuts, harvested from male grapes, and used in a popular American cereal is causing a substantial decrease in the male grape population according to a recent PETA study. After the male grapes are castrated, they usually suffer from depression because they can no longer reproduce. "First it was wine, then grape koolaide, and now this, it's gotta stop" said The Fruit of the Loom Grape.


Your trail food is killing grapes.”

“LOL!!! those Grapenuts O's just aren't very potent, are they...”

“Stop the madness!”

“Yeah, the high profile sh!t always gets the attention.

WHAT ABOUT MATZO BALLS!”

“THE MAN must be supressing the truth again.”

“It is obviously a liberal scheme to neuter the American Male grapes.”

“Yeah... exactly Steiny.
How come PETA hasn't publicized the plight of the poor Matzoh. They should at least campaign for less painful extraction processes.*

“Yeah... exactly Steiny.
How come PETA hasn't publicized the plight of the poor Matzoh. They should at least campaign for less painful extraction processes.*

“Yeah... Liberals are a threat to American Grapeness.
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“I was up in the mountains a few years ago, just sittin' around eatin' my breakfast, when some friggin' PETA vegan from Cambridge came runnin' outa the woods and threw fake blood all over my cereal bowl. Now I understand why, and I am repentant.”

“All this is true, but isn't it great that the nuts stay crunchy in milk? LOL”

“many parts are edible”

“I am more concerned about the extinction of the nauga.

Naugahyde furniture was all the rage in the 1950's and 1960's. Millions of the cute and inoffensive creatures were slaughtered so we could make furniture from their skin!! Have you seen a nauga in the wild lately? They are completely extinct.

Where was the PETA and the Endangered species Act when we needed them?”

“And what abput the poor snipe. Chilren all over this great land hunted them to extinction several years ago.”