The unadorned

“Briar Rabbit, I threw a pencil at a neighbor boy when I was a kid, and it stuck in his leg. Boy, did I get into trouble. Sorry, but you deserved it.”

“Jeepers! One would think that you guys were actually hurt by being called 'unadorned' or something. Just so you know, it wasn't meant to be an insult... it was simply the most concise word I could think of to describe those who feel no desire to decorate their bodies either temporarily(piercings) or permanently(tattoos). Cripies!”

“oh, all of you pierced folks are SO "hole-ier than thou"!”

“I have no piercing, but I do have spots.”

“ROFL @ you Raddy!! That was a good one.... ;->”