The unadorned

“Yesterday I found out I was one of the unadorned. Well the unadorned have rights too and as soon as we figure out what those rights are we are going to demand them!”

“You're starting to sound like "them " BP, and that is fine as long as you don't try to force and demand us to accept your unadornness.”

“i am a convert, father bacpac!

i used to have 4 earrings, but NO LONGER!!!

i am now one of the UNADORNED!!!”

“Of 6 siblings, I am the only one that is unadorned. I am the geek, the "white sheep" of the family.”

“Don't be sad poor bastards, your mother always adores you.”

“Bacpac and rad are the first two converts...surely this thread should have been named "the unendowed".”

“What is this? A twelve step program?

Hi, my name is humanpackmule and I'm unadorned.”

“Think of it this way. In today's society, being "unadorned" is truly an individualistic thing.

I am unadorned and proud of it (but it doesn't make me a "plain Jane" either! lol). No unattached holes or potentially slimey colored skin.

(Ok, I do write notes on the palm of my hand sometimes with a pen. Shoot me. It just works better than the string around the finger!)”

“kleetyface, we are actually in the VIP club, if ya know what i mean!”

“Yea, Raddy is the self described 'Elephant Boy'.”

“Sabu Visits the Twin Cities Alone
©John Prine
The movie wasn't really doing so hot
said the new producer to the old big shot
its dying on the edge of the great Midwest
Sabu must tour or forever rest.
Hey look ma
here comes the elephant boy
bundled all up in his corduroy
headed down south towards Illinois
from the jungles of East St. Paul.
His manager sat in the office alone
staring at the numbers on the telephone
wondering how a man could send a child actor
to visit in the land of the wind chill factor.
Sabu was sad the whole tour stunk
the airlines lost the elephant's trunk
the roadie got the rabies and the scabies and the flu
they was low on morale but they was high on.”

“Would that be Very Infinitesimal Peckers?”

“Very Immense Pen!s.

but i wouldn't expect you to have known, so i forgive you. LOL!!!!”

“How can you say that? After all we have been through!”

“We're here! We're unadorned!
You might as well get used to it!”

“All you d@mned unadorned people ought to just shut up! You are an ABOMINATION!”

“I am not surprised by hyper's attack. He is concealing the fact that he is unadorned. He only hates us, because he is one of us, but can't admit it.

Why else would he object?”

“I am loved!”

“I'm kinda in the dark here. What does it mean to be "unadormed"?”

“Feel no shame WD, I only recently realized that I was unadorned here.”

“bacpac, see my notation on this issue on the belly ring thread. Hope it doesn't knock you out of the club.”

“The shame...”

“There, there, bacpac. I hear you can have it restored for a fee. Couldn't hurt any more than a Prince Albert.”

“Awe. Body piercings.
I had my ear pierced once but it stayed infected so I let the hole grow back.
I'm totally turned off from all the other places people pierce. Belly bottons, nipples, eyebrow, nose, ect. I saw this HOT babe at a strip club once. She was the shiznit til she finished undressing and you see all the pierced places. EEEEK! I don't think I even tipped her.
BTW, I don't even own a tatoo.”

“And the Speedo pic proves it.”

“There's nothing wrong with being unadorned. No extra holes for me.”

“LOL Pekka!

I agree wingding0.”

“# body piercings =0
# tatoos =0

I knew a guy who had a haiku tatooed on his abdomen- Wild

nah, tatoos don't really do anything for me”

“My ex has a tatoo on his upper arm of a girl's name "Francine" except the dope who did it couldn't spell and wrote "Fracine". That was about a million years ago and he has to explain every time someone asks. Tatoos--I don't do em.”

“I don't do em either”

“if i make it the whole 4400 miles im tatooing something that says iy on mt behind. lol”

“Future growth industry: tattoo removal.

You got kids? Get 'em into the business now. In 20 years, they will be happy people.”

“I have a tatoo of myself covering my entire body....... only taller.”

“What movie is that from?”

“It was from Comedian Steve Wright.”

“I have unfortunatly gotten 4 tats in my younger days of which I like none. I also got my ear peirced in 1976 but no longer wear an earring.”

“Oh yeah... thanks.

Here's one I forgot about:

"Do you have any tattoos, Brad?"

~ Dr. Frank N. Furter”

“Listen to spam all you out there looking for your identity in ink and studs.

If someone was to use those fake tatoos that you stick on with water would they still be unadorned? I've got kids...”

“Tatoos don't bother me. I can deal with people having them. The body piercing is what I don't understand. It looks rediculous.”

“I`m unadorned,... I never felt the need for any of that stuff, I`ve always been different and stood out from the rest. I don`t need the added weight of other`s eyes on me, I wish I could go without notice, like a wisp of smoke.”

“I notice smoke. LOL”

“Body piercings are extra weight. Another reason for BPers not to have it.”

“So all you unadorners walk around NAKED! Didn't think so. Clothes, the untimate adornment.”

“Elnatural”

“Sometimes I find piercings and tats attractive on other people, but I'd prefer to keep my body unadorned.”

“# body piercings =0
# tatoos =3

I got the tatoos over 50 years ago but wouldn't do it again. Your body and ideas change but the tatoos never do. Body piercings will disappear so I don't think it's a big deal.

I thought about getting a tatoo next to each hiking scar so I could remember where it came from but in my case that would get pretty expensive. I just grew a beard over my chin scar from Crabtree Pass last year.”

“No wonder that guy had his wacker pierced..it's too freakin little to do anything else with it...

Sheesh!

That's one way of getting it some attention..pathetic..”

“I got stabbed in the leg with a pencil, way back in grade school. And 20 years later you can still see the mark left by the lead.

But I would like to have someone tattoo one of my own drawings on me or get one of those fashionable arm bands with a Celtic or Native twist.”

“I have one like that in my palm Rabbit.”

“LOL TXWoodswoman!!! I thought the same thing!”