Brainy Backpacking Women

“I was born a plain man. However my ways of living are rearranging. I once spoke as a plain man and could not use myself with English. But I have acquired from Thesaurus and Dictionary and good books and have studied to write as the fancy people do.

Using honestness I must tell you I am in love with the brainy woman. I admire her from a farm. My heart arches for her. I believe not that she wish to acquire my heart. For I have quarelled with English law and with plain people. I sojourned in the jails of the English after I strike with my fist. You maybe laugh at my word ?fist,? you hold truth that I write wrong. But I type with precision. I have one fist, on very good fist. I have one strong arm. I do not have fists, do not have arms. I transform all my manners to make my being happy to her. I learn no how to backpack. I learn fancy ways of computer. I learn ways of camera picture box which I faithfully hold to harm no soul. I learn computer no how. I have many no hows now. My brainy woman had man unlocked wed. But I am become fancy thinking now, like English . I no longer care if wed is locked or opened. But the brainy man is not very good to her and sneak and steal and scream. He will not change for her. I already completed great changing and will change more. She is the apple of my brow.

Please tell the brainy woman to come with me and we will wed unlocked.”

“I was born a plain man. However my ways of living are rearranging. I once spoke as a plain man and could not use myself with English. But I have acquired from Thesaurus and Dictionary and good books and have studied to write as the fancy people do.

Using honestness I must tell you I am in love with the brainy woman. I admire her from a farm. My heart arches for her. I believe not that she wish to acquire my heart. For I have quarelled with English law and with plain people. I sojourned in the jails of the English after I strike with my fist. You maybe laugh at my word ?fist,? you hold truth that I write wrong. But I type with precision. I have one fist, on very good fist. I have one strong arm. I do not have fists, do not have arms. I transform all my manners to make my being happy to her. I learn no how to backpack. I learn fancy ways of computer. I learn ways of camera picture box which I faithfully hold to harm no soul. I learn computer no how. I have many no hows now. My brainy woman had man unlocked wed. But I am become fancy thinking now, like English . I no longer care if wed is locked or opened. But the brainy man is not very good to her and sneak and steal and scream. He will not change for her. I already completed great changing and will change more. She is the apple of my brow.

Please tell the brainy woman to come with me and we will wed unlocked.”

“I was born a plain man. However my ways of living are rearranging. I once spoke as a plain man and could not use myself with English. But I have acquired from Thesaurus and Dictionary and good books and have studied to write as the fancy people do.

Using honestness I must tell you I am in love with the brainy woman. I admire her from a farm. My heart arches for her. I believe not that she wish to acquire my heart. For I have quarelled with English law and with plain people. I sojourned in the jails of the English after I strike with my fist. You maybe laugh at my word ?fist,? you hold truth that I write wrong. But I type with precision. I have one fist, on very good fist. I have one strong arm. I do not have fists, do not have arms. I transform all my manners to make my being happy to her. I learn no how to backpack. I learn fancy ways of computer. I learn ways of camera picture box which I faithfully hold to harm no soul. I learn computer no how. I have many no hows now. My brainy woman had man unlocked wed. But I am become fancy thinking now, like English . I no longer care if wed is locked or opened. But the brainy man is not very good to her and sneak and steal and scream. He will not change for her. I already completed great changing and will change more. She is the apple of my brow.

Please tell the brainy woman to come with me and we will wed unlocked.”

“I was born a plain man. However my ways of living are rearranging. I once spoke as a plain man and could not use myself with English. But I have acquired from Thesaurus and Dictionary and good books and have studied to write as the fancy people do.

Using honestness I must tell you I am in love with the brainy woman. I admire her from a farm. My heart arches for her. I believe not that she wish to acquire my heart. For I have quarelled with English law and with plain people. I sojourned in the jails of the English after I strike with my fist. You maybe laugh at my word ?fist,? you hold truth that I write wrong. But I type with precision. I have one fist, on very good fist. I have one strong arm. I do not have fists, do not have arms. I transform all my manners to make my being happy to her. I learn no how to backpack. I learn fancy ways of computer. I learn ways of camera picture box which I faithfully hold to harm no soul. I learn computer no how. I have many no hows now. My brainy woman had man unlocked wed. But I am become fancy thinking now, like English . I no longer care if wed is locked or opened. But the brainy man is not very good to her and sneak and steal and scream. He will not change for her. I already completed great changing and will change more. She is the apple of my brow.

Please tell the brainy woman to come with me and we will wed unlocked.”

“I was born a plain man. However my ways of living are rearranging. I once spoke as a plain man and could not use myself with English. But I have acquired from Thesaurus and Dictionary and good books and have studied to write as the fancy people do.

Using honestness I must tell you I am in love with the brainy woman. I admire her from a farm. My heart arches for her. I believe not that she wish to acquire my heart. For I have quarelled with English law and with plain people. I sojourned in the jails of the English after I strike with my fist. You maybe laugh at my word ?fist,? you hold truth that I write wrong. But I type with precision. I have one fist, on very good fist. I have one strong arm. I do not have fists, do not have arms. I transform all my manners to make my being happy to her. I learn no how to backpack. I learn fancy ways of computer. I learn ways of camera picture box which I faithfully hold to harm no soul. I learn computer no how. I have many no hows now. My brainy woman had man unlocked wed. But I am become fancy thinking now, like English . I no longer care if wed is locked or opened. But the brainy man is not very good to her and sneak and steal and scream. He will not change for her. I already completed great changing and will change more. She is the apple of my brow.

Please tell the brainy woman to come with me and we will wed unlocked.”

“I was born a plain man. However my ways of living are rearranging. I once spoke as a plain man and could not use myself with English. But I have acquired from Thesaurus and Dictionary and good books and have studied to write as the fancy people do.

Using honestness I must tell you I am in love with the brainy woman. I admire her from a farm. My heart arches for her. I believe not that she wish to acquire my heart. For I have quarelled with English law and with plain people. I sojourned in the jails of the English after I strike with my fist. You maybe laugh at my word ?fist,? you hold truth that I write wrong. But I type with precision. I have one fist, on very good fist. I have one strong arm. I do not have fists, do not have arms. I transform all my manners to make my being happy to her. I learn no how to backpack. I learn fancy ways of computer. I learn ways of camera picture box which I faithfully hold to harm no soul. I learn computer no how. I have many no hows now. My brainy woman had man unlocked wed. But I am become fancy thinking now, like English . I no longer care if wed is locked or opened. But the brainy man is not very good to her and sneak and steal and scream. He will not change for her. I already completed great changing and will change more. She is the apple of my brow.

Please tell the brainy woman to come with me and we will wed unlocked.”

“Oh I am so apologetic. I have denuded my incoordination for these computer device techniques.”

“I find your honesty and your ardor quite disarming PH. Is this an Amish woman?”

“"Admire from a farm......." LMAO!!!”

“First stop, your choice, ESL classes or troll rehab camp.”

“well, Mr. Plain Hiker. If that Brainy Woman won't unlock your wed, perhaps you'd give me a think for a while. I'm a bit lonely, and plain sounds okay to me!”

“He`s from the old country, but what a shock
willing to give all for love, in or out of wedlock
he`s betting on love and hoping it pays
willing to turn his back on his old ways
hands well worn to work, but this job without a glove
things will come from his hard work, but how about love
willing to risk everything to better his life
will she return his love, will she be his wife”

“You were born a man ............Wow! that musta hurt.
Most folks are born babies”

“LOL! WW! The poor mamma!”

“Send a picture...if you can...of you and the brainy woman.”

“Caught all alone out in a swollen stream
all but give out, but holding on to a dream
it`s been some long dry years, but he comes up wet
looking and hoping for the love he hasn`t found yet
over his head off in it now he takes into swimin`
all men are in over our heads when it comes to women
he suffers all of the pain and hurt with never a frown
what once was a strong man in the arms of a woman is a clown”

“I am most fattened by your attentions CindyLu... but I wish only for the Brainy woman to be bringing me sized down...”

“Pekka my countenance is most reddened and I am wanting to make intimate familiarity of my fist with you. I am not a troll. I know this word. I am of great and normal stature and well countenanced even bearing one limbic deformity.”

“Proudly I was born a man. I heard jokings of the fancy English being not born man, but jackassed. Could such jokes be truth Winded Walker?”

“Podxing. It was not I who came from the womb as some mammal. Poor beastial burdensomeness indeed!”

“Lose the computer and get a job, buddy, you've got too much time on your hands, I mean fist.”

“No intimate fisting allowed here, Perv Hiker. So are you going to ESL class or not? Oops, I better duck (and not the fowl kind, PH).”

“Most interesting chain of thoughtwaves. Looking into future for fantasmagoric revelations. Post lithographics at time generates.”

“Huh”

“This place is becoming the retard of the week club.”

“Whoever's doing this is trolling ME! I'm pretty sure. Too many things jive. LOL!! Good one!

I've seen YOU, one-armed Amish man. But I thought you were in jail since you tried to attack your son-in-law with the pitchfork. (Hard to say how you lost your one arm indeed!!) Out on parole?

The last time I saw you at Chic's Pizza at lunch, you didn't even try to catch my eye. Plain, indeed. I was pretty sure you had been to the courthouse for a court date. But why avoid me, if you felt thusly? No how?

True, I am "English" and you are not. I guess that means you'll still be thumbing it for your rides (with the still-present arm) ... even our dates!??!!?

And you've gotten over that graven image thing, huh? HEY! maybe your soul was stolen by a camera long ago and turned you just plain sour!

If your heart is arching for me, it's probably cuz you aren't used to having that electricity around the homestead that you hooked up for the computer. Take care!

Please, just admire me "from a farm." If I see you hitching at the highway junction, I'm calling the sheriff. May you stay "a farm."

Peace, Plain Hiker. Ohhh, and your backpacking hat will be soooooo kewl! Or is it packbacking!!”

“And could you give the gray-bearded Amish woman a shave, please? For god's sake, be careful!!!”

“Takes one to know one, bacpac.

Southern families and Amish families both have that "inbred" thing going on, right?

hehehe”

“Wait jest a darn minit thar li'l missy!



Too freaky by half.







(an' Brer Fox, he lay low... usually)”

“The sin of envy on the Sabbath Master BacPac?? Have you not terror of the inferno of condemnation?
Surely you have had your week many times. Are thee so firm of cardiac muscle that you are jealous when another has a turn?
This is your year, would you deny me my week?”

“That is Mister bacpac. I suffer not from the sin of envy, but oppose the false witness you have given. Now it seems you have seen fit to covet my house.”

“Lizs: is thee my Brainy woman. For thee I will perform perambulation of auto and not hitchiking. For thee my tissues are yearning.Cindy I know is inspiring good, paradoxically I have spurned her for thee.

Master BacPac, forgive my false witllessness. Yours may be truthful, but I covet not what is yours.

Be mine woman Liz and I wilt never raise a pitchfork in anger. Remorse is it for me that I seized my gaze and my lingua from thee at Chic's.

Be thou goodly enough and transfer email to me. If you are not worldly and do not know the clicking way, click my name to eject these words to me.”

“Looks like Lizs has a new boyfriend.”

“PLAIN HIKER'S A FAG

there someone final said it”

“Does that make Lizs a fag hag?”

“Be it comprehended well: BacPac, Jersey Boy and Iced are enrolled in genus drosophila.

I be not a cigarette, tobacco or othersmart.”

“So you can still stroke it? Is that what you are saying?”

“ROFLMBO...

oh, this is a GREAT thread, tis!!

Now this is what I call entertainment...LOL”

“"perambulation" and "premature limbic" have me a bit worried.........”

“"So you can still stroke it?" You ask.

Indecisive am I for why you ask me this question Master BacPac. Have you wishes for immoral activities? Wish you to create a request for me.

If it not offend thee I am rebuffing these desires you have to stroke. I know now that neither the camera, nor the ways of Sodom harm ones soul (I am learning beyond such superstition)... but still the ways of Sodom are not mine. Also, I desire only the touch of the Brainy woman.

I am not Drosophila, but I curse thee not because thee be such.”

“Isn't that an oxymoron?”

“sounds a bit esoteric to me

to quote Ice Tea 'What the fuk?"”

“Another one of Liz's multiple personalities is surfacing. Last time it was the Russian woman, now some hiker from the Plains (maybe Iowa). You sucked us in once Liz, but you're gonna have to do better than this to fool us twice.
LOL!!

Bad, bad Liz! Troll rehab camp for you.”

“Awww... I can't let Liz take the "wrap." As I have anounced elsewhere, Plain Hiker's is me.”

“null”

“What a gentleman, plain hiker gentleman, Pedxing. Here is my "wrap," sir.”

“Damn PedX, she's offering you her wrap.”

“Kewl!!!! She's terrific unwrapped... I think she'll get a nice even tan!”

“RAP upside your blunt-cut haired head!! ....... quit it Plain Hiker! Take your arm singletarily away.”