Chandra?

“Connie Chung has just been selected for the first interview with our friend Gary. It all becomes clear to me now...

...Connie Chung is walking down a lonely Washington street, desperately desiring a child. Suddenly, she happens upon young intern. In a fit of madness, Connie throws very young intern into SUV and speeds off.

In the weeks that follow, Connie is racked by guilt. She looks for any way to reveal her secret. Like any good telechick, she strikes upon the idea of a tell-all interview with poor, innocent Gary.

During interview, Connie's facial muscles twitch with tension. Will she go through with her plan to reveal the truth?

Meanwhile, back at the Chung/Povich compound, everyone's favorite talk show host happens upon said intern. Sensing the biggest "talk show surprise" in history, Maury drags intern into SUV and speeds off to ABC studio.

As millions watch, the truth is revealed. Condit is innocent. Intern, experiencing a slight bout of Stockholm Syndrome introduces new parents to old. Connie is found innocent by reason of insanity. And the Maury Povich Show gets the biggest ratings in the history of recorded television.

I think the DC police just might buy it!”

“Naaaaaw.

Connie, knowing years of sweaty encounters with Maury have produced nada, decides to try a different tactic: impregnation by dashingly handsome, powerfully seductive and virile Congressman Condit. Connie disappears, never to be seen again. Maury later delivers a large "campaign contribution" in small unmarked bills to Condit's campaign headquarters.”

“Nice try. I think the truth, if it were known, would be much more bizarre that those scenarios.

Connie didn't go for the kill interviewing Jesse Jackson's girlfriend. She did ask a few straight-forward questions, but didn't press very hard with respect to morals, ethics, and consequences. Maybe that influenced Condit. (or Maybe Condit has the hots for Connie).”

“Man, I know I do. Grill me, baby, grill me.”