Meeting #2 HMWH Club

“I vote we unofficially begin meeting #2 do to the fact that militia boy has hosed up meeting #1.

Someone get that guy a bib and take away his keyboard.”

“let's go pee somewhere!


*burp!*”

“The burping and farting contest has commenced.”

“In the event of a tie, the tiebreaker will commence after the egg sucking contest.”

“Can I be in charge of pyrotechnics and cool explosive devices?”

“Of course you can Le Subtil. You can create you own title as well.”

“I must appoint myself as the Minister of International Romance since I speak in most all tongues - yes... I'm cunnilingual.”

“i will be riding my

bike”

“then getting

some surgury”

“PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, BRAP, BRAP, BRAAAAAAAPPPPP, PFFFFFFTTTT.

Do I win?”

“As the boob chairman, I say those are FAKE!!”

“Very good Tea, you're learnin'!”

“And these?
”

“As Minister of International Romance, I say "WHO CARES?!".”

“Connie Lingus? Is she a member?
Maybe her friend Phil Latio could join her too.”

“Connie Lingus can become one of the TT HMWH Sorority members. This offshoot of HMWH performs the following duties:
1. Fetch us beer during meetings.
2. Speak only when told it is OK to speak.
3. Clean up after HMWH parties.
4. Cook awsome meals for the group.
5. Perform various "other" duties upon command.

They are the Juggies of HMWH.”

“THe look real”

“They look real”

“You are correct sir!”

“I can fetch theengs to.”

“I got eleventy teats, and they are ALL reel!”

“Juggies? That is what we need! Buddha has clearly taken control of the podium.”

“all hail Buddha”

“I nominate Violin for Chairman of Bad Jokes and poor judgement.

I am finally starting to like this guy.”

“What the ????? where did all the BACKPACKING people go? Y'all have no other sites to grope in?”

“Lets play a survivor game. I vote Tumbleros out of our secret society for his/hers off color comment.”

“tumblerose,this sight and those on it transcend BACKPACKING...we are beyond it,yet we are it,it is in us,we in it.our packs boots and bodies are one. dont you get it man? its all a seen ya know?”

“Excuse me, guys. I'm gonna have to print this page and do some research in the bathroom.”

“Dunadan says "I'm going to take a dump, you guys want anything?"”

“Hey, I just took a leak, dribbled a little on the toilet seat, and left the seat up, and nobody is gonna bitch about it! hehe”

“Boys...meet B.O.B.

B.O.B. meet the boys..

Boys, BOB will make y'all a thang of the past..”

“Ladies, meet right hand and left hand.
Right hand holds the boys.
Left hand holds all the cool gear we get to buy by not spending it on women.
Right hand and left hand will make ya ladies a thing of the past, unless you girls shape up of course.”

“You know, Buddha Bear, what you are speaking of is called "little sisters." Each frat has them, ratty fratty boys that you are.”

“Ya right Tx. Ya won't need a man until it is time to change those batteries.

"Hey Honey, I don't know what happened, It just stopped working. Can you fix it pretty please?"”

“Rule of Order #11

Congressman Gary Condit should be:

1. Impeached

2. Impeached after I kick his ass.”

“Amendment to RoO#11

Ice Tea could kick Condit's Ass!”

“i would wish that too except it would be on the news for about 3 weeks straight. i get tired of hearing about these clowns.”

“oh yeah,

RoO #11 = 2”

“Rule of Order #12

Big Foot is appointed Poet Emeritus:

1. Provided he stops writing them himself.

2. Provided he stops posting the poems he writes.”

“Provided he ceases emoting all over the place.”

“Guys, I have the sneaking suspicion that some chicks are hangin' around this thread.
Of course, who could blame them, with the membership being 100% macho hunks.
BELCHHHH!!!!”

“Now how did I get drug into this?LOL

Nope,.. I write poems because I don`t havce anything else to add to these threads.

Please take my name off.

Thanks though!LOL”

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“Sorry, Foot, you are an integral part of what we need as men, but resist with all of our energy.
You ain't gettin' out of the club that easy!
Write on, brother....”

“Even Big Foot could kick Gary Condit's ass!”

“go git em Mr. Foot”

“hey, Gary Condit isn't perfect! He told me so last night. Then I kicked his ass just for fun.”

“I nominate Dunadan to the position of, Gary Condit Ass Kicking Chairman!

This title will be co-awarded to any member who can get his hands on the slimey bastard”

“I think I could take Gary Condit in an Intern-A-Thon. Clinton, forgettta bout' it.”

“I unofficially induct Tom Teriffic as a member.

Official Membership is a pipe dream”