Meeting #2 HMWH Club

“I apprecate the nomination, and my pledge to my fellow HMWH's is that I will wipe the floor with all of these A-HO's”

“I are confused.

You are He Man Women Haters Klub but you are hating another manly man because he treat yumblilicious woman badly? Mr. Conduit sound just like you!!! He should be Mr. President of Klub.

I are confused!”

“no, you are busted, snacky!”

“Kleety, If you were a man you would understand.”

“kleetn is not a man, he is SNACKBOY!!!”

“Detective rad has cooked up a plate of crow for the evasive Ms. Kleety/Snackboy.”

“Guys, this is exactly what the women want, infighting amongst ourselves. Lets have a fair trial, prove kleetn a man, or a mouse. if he's a man, fine, if not, all spys are to be stoned to rolled in a giant ho-ho and given to Rosie O'Donnell.”

“Isn't Rosie partially responsible for the resurection of the HMWH club? That skeezer used to be funny.”

“WHAT?

I thought Rosie was a man! What a relief!”

“lmao”

“Sounds like a bureaucracy

..if there were any original thoughts, I might stick around

Pedxing, why aren't you a member?”

“kleetn pleads the fifth.

or maybe de drank the fifth.”

“Biz wouldn't be hanging around this site at all if she were really looking for an original thought.

I think she digs the 'He Men'.”

“TRUE”

“All TT women want us! And who could blame them?”

“Studs R Us

BTW - Biz, you can be a groupie if you'd like.... now go fetch me, Rad, Dunadan, bacpac and sonrisas a beer, after that, you may speak for 2 minutes.”

“2 minutes?!?!?

why so long???”

“2 whole minutes?

But it must be all compliments or football stats right?”

“Your MUSCLES

are so HUGE”

“lol Biz, you have a rare sense of humor, you might get full fledged membership lol!”

“
i found more women. all 3 want me.”

“fake, real, fake
TWINS! Yeah baby!”

“I have a perfect file that would be perfect for this the HMWH thread. I have no idea how to attach it. Somebody out there want me to E-mail it to you so you can give it a shot?”

“I just emailed ya MC”

“Okay BB. It's on it's way to ya. Hope you like it.”

“3 = triplets einstein.

they are sisters but not twins”

“Two of them looked like twins Mr. Koresh, and who cares, they're smokin'”

“Biz, you only get 2 minutes to speak if it's during a commercial, LOL.”

“Thank you militiaboy for reminding us why we hate them.

Damn....”

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“Biz kicks @ss!!!!!!”

“here are some more guidelines for the club...hey, just trying to be helpful. heheheh

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' car
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game"
e. When his date is using her teeth

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes.
For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of
hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

Bitching about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is
forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddies birthday is
optional.

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may
never ask who's playing.

It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel... and it's free.



Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't
see nothin'.

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated
as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the
ability to drink as much beer as the other sports watchers.

You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death
of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly threw
it into a ceiling fan.

Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.

Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than
you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the
phone; Hang up if necessary.

The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a
friend" have had carnal drunken rampant sex, the fact that
you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to do it again
before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

hooohaw! I love you guys!
>:D”

“Damn, Amy, I would never admit that your post almost choked me up. It was so meaningful!! Life is good!”

“Guys are born with that info. AmyG.”

“Sheeeeyat, aimee, we know you been in some damn third world country but try to catch up, k? We already done voted them guidelines in when they was posted weeks ago. Gotta go...I'm still a lil weirded out about us having carnal drunken monkey sex.”

“hey hey hey! quiet about that now, Kleety! btw, what did the doctor say about your back? will you ever walk again? You never told me you wuz so fragile, honey!
>;p”

“I don't think there is a cure for being spineless.

Welcome to the club, AmyG!”

“Are the women posting on this thread self-loathing?”

“self-loathing...hmmm does self-abusing count? no, that may be a whole 'notha issue entirely.

I think the women visiting this thread are recieving great entertainment value here. It's kinda pricey for you though, ain't it guys? ;oP”

“We need more self loathing women. That is one less that hate us.”

“AmyG, wanna mud wrestle??”

“I want to watch!LOL”

“BF you are not even a member, but speaking on behalf of the club as Chairman of burping and farting I say, "Let's git it on!"

The reason men like cat fights is that there is a very real possibility that someone is gonna lose some clothing.

OH YEA!”

“I hear you there Bacpac and I know enough to know what you`re talking about
there`s a lot of clubs I`m not a member of, but just let `em try to keep me out
not knowing better or caring much, I go pretty much anywhere I have a mind to
if I was one to let little things get in my way, I`d cut `er off, how about you”

“Poetry in motion, I`m sure it must have been something to see
my old man and me just alike and him just kickin` hell outta me
we were just alike, but I never tried to show it
deep inside of him beat the true heart of a poet
what ever he turned his hand to it somehow seemed to fit
it`s strange how much alike we were and he couldn`t see it
he`d draw his hand back to me and I`d just brace
till one day I caught his hand and kissed his face
I never did hit him, but sometimes I think I hurt him even more
his eyes welled up with tears, he saw me like he never did before”

“Hey you got the invite, but snubbed us. Now that the fun is beginning you wanna play? Get a pair ya wuss.”

“If we were ducks, I guess we would be drakes
bet the farm, this plow boy has what it takes
I was made a man and I thank the Gods
bring it on, for sure I got the codds
and not many can make me turn my head away if there`s something I want to see
and true to my word, I don`t want to join any club that would have any part of me”

“You had a car wreck,
So what the heck,
Blame all your problems,
Because of it.
Your life is f*cked
And will always be sh!t
Until you stop blaming
The car wreck for it.
Get a pair.”

“Hey,... I like your poem!”

“Your poems suck.”