My Web Page

“Well, I finally got my web page up. If you have a few minutes, please stop by and tell me what you think. I even added a little message board for when things get dull here.

Violin's Home Page

(I know I'm opening myself up to some abuse here but...)”

“Iffin that was a real virus you asswipe I will hunt you down and skin you like one of Bigfoots Deer stories!!!!!”

“violin, don't you have some other job, or hobby?”

“I'm not worried, my virus software is so current it isn't even available to the public yet! I'm invincable to your attacks Violin. Uh oh why is my screen turning blue.”

“Haha!

Virus. That's a good one!

Really folks. I put alot of work into this and would like some honest opinions. Tell me what you like and what you don't like. It's only a rough draft and I'd like your feedback.

While I'm at it, I have some questions for all of you. What do you like best about "Trail Talk"? What keeps you coming back here and what can I do to create similar interest in my own forums? I'm striving to build a similar community for New Jersey mall hiking enthusiasts.”

“Well I would like to know something about you on your webpage... not just your sense of humor... If that's all there is.....”

“Why do folks do that to other peoples P.C.s”

“heh... cute.. I needed a good smile..

(proves the theory that criminals are at LEAST as intelligent as the good guys.. just choose to focus their energy elsewhere.. )”

“Violin - what gives?”

“Dude, what the FUCKING CRAP!!! I got some viruse, I swear, if my cumputer starts getting screwy, I'm going to breakinto you home, wait for you to come home from work one late night, and slay you with my hatchet. Then I will hike your carcause to the middle of of no where and burn your carcust down to bones. Then saw up the bones into 2x2 pieces, bring your remains to a river and drop 1/8th of them in that stream, and carry the rest to other streams .”

“i think he is just trying to make an ass of himself, again.”

“Ice Tea -

I swear if you hack me into little pieces and spread my remains over the countryside, I will haunt your PC and your dreams like Freddie Kruger meets Bill Gates. You'll be living on the edge of a nightmare. I'll call the forest animals to me and use the night against you, spinning veils of swirling threat and lamenting sound, to drive you back into town and force you to abandon the bonfire to burn itself out. I?ll make your computer turn on by itself (plugged or not) and emit strange sounds just as you drift into REM sleep. Within days, you?ll be mad as Tarpy on speed!”

“I sent my own virus.”

“Violin, Your web page must have some type of viris and I strongly suggest you remove your link from this site. OR U WILL BE INJURED! Thee Bear Grrrrrrrrrrrr!”

“Oh my. I was wondering what virus everyone was referring to so I checked into it.

Some filthy, disgusting miscreant, some no-good, low-down, good-for- nothing dirty snake, in twisted pursuit of his own sadistic dreams hacked into my web page. He implanted the dreaded ?VB006? virus.

Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer will begin to emit a vile odor. Then it will secrete a foul, milky discharge. Soon, it shall screech with the tortured, monitor-shattering scream of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing unwanted attention to your cubicle from co-workers and supervisors alike. After violently ripping itself from the desk, your computer will punch through your office window as it streaks into the night, howling like a banshee. Once free, it will spend the rest of its days sodomizing household pets and mocking Dr. Laura.

"VB006" will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-Aid into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead squirrel in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

"VB006" will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of "VB006"; it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

"VB006" will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methamphedimine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase grade-schoolers with your new snowblower.

The cure is to unplug your computer, then burn it to ashes in a government-approved toxic waste disposal incinerator.

YOU KNOW THIS IS SERIOUS OR I WOULDN?T BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS!!!





















Listen to me: "VB006" does not exist. It was just a joke.”

“So I guess you just proved that some men can not take a joke. Hola?”

“All men can take a joke.

We just don't feel compelled to laugh at the same time”

“Virus?

Great site Violin!!

I like the BPing pics. The one of the bear trying to get into your food bag was friggin hilarious!! LOL!!

Who's the blond chick wearing the daypack standing by the creek. She's a HOTTIE!!

I did try to sign your guest book but I think it was down. You may wanna look at it.

Good job man!”

“Careful, Violin....someone could send you a trojan and you'd never know it. They could take complete control of your computer, look through or change your files, notify other hackers immediately when you went online...there's some evil stuff out there. I'm certain someone on TT has every hacker tool necessary to accomplish this. smirk”

“I'm not gonna TOUCH the link to his site after these comments.”

“Violin, post a real link to your site, I can't get in.”

“Violin, post a real link to your site, I can't get in.”

“Tea, there is no real site. It is a joke.”

“Oh- how funny, RR.(bacpac, its my turn to laugh) Kinda like jokin about having a bomb before you get unto a plane.Uncool!YO bear”

“What was the first clue? The little screen that said to "shut your computer downtown"?????????????? LOL”

“Ice Tea has gained my respect!

That post was sheer genius!”

“null”

“Not much to say huh?”

“Not acordin to WD!”

“Thanks for the fix!! I can't imagine why my Norton Anti-Virus 2000 didn't catch that sooner. ;-)

Say, Violin??? GET BACK TO WORK!!”

“YOU ARE A DICK!

The URL Tag (stupid/fake_virus) gives it away Ahole!”

“Umm... The virus seems to have eaten your name.”

“Not you Tarp.

Your still a Rat's Ass.”

“On this thread you have shown what a fool you are!”

“OK Violin, it's Friday night, I'm still at work and it's time to check out your website (at least my computer at home won't be affected).
If security comes running, you're DEAD”

“Nothing happened

well that was anticlimactic”

“DER we go

Cute Skull, looks like Tarp Rat Ü”

“Biz used "affected" correctly and spelled it right.

Take THAT Tarp Rat!”

“I IS college edgumacated”

“Tarp Rat-

You're not very funny

Try harder”

“Biz time to pack up the chemicals and go home!!!”

“To what? My home lab
Ü”