My Boss . . .

“Everyone has a job, yours is to take the blame, lol.”

“National boss day is the 16th....

Hail satan.... LOL”

“Is it coincidence that boss rhymes with loss? I think not.”

“LOL at Lumberjack!
Yeah, my boss is so bad, that dicentra lent me The Devil Wears Prada, which is supposed to be a fun/funny entertaining book and it only depressed me. My boss is pretty much that bad, cept I don't get free Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahnicks at my job.
Yeah, let's just say that my boss is getting nothing from me on the 16th.”

“By the way she is currently gracing Atlanta with her presence. Those of you who live in the Atlanta area, avoid small, angry Asian women at all costs. It could be her.”

“You could always send her one of those anonymous boxes of poop. That'd work.”

“What's the 16th? Boss's Day? That always cracked me up, everyday is bosses day.”

““National boss day is the 16th....

Hail satan.... LOL”
Lumberjack
11:38:11 AM
10/05/06

The double whammy for me is that day is also my boss’s birthday.”

“Poor lumber. Gosh, can't get out of that one.”

“I never give my boss gifts. Their reward is that bigass paycheck.

In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson......."#&%!$ 'em, let 'em cook!"

From Die Hard III as Jeremy Irons and Sam Phillips helicopter crashes in flames in the final scene at Nord du Ligne.
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“Hey Pix, how's Dicentra's baby doin'?

The only picture I have seen in that of a bundle in a baby backpack.”

“I have the perfect boss...”

“Me.”

“I think I'll get myself something very, very nice on the 16th.”

“LMAO @ Nimble!

That's pretty impressive that you even remember your boss' birthday, LZ! I love my boss, and I can't even remember hers.”

“Look at the baby photo thread. I just posted a pic of Maddy.”

“Can't remember her what?”

“By the way, Lyra, since you're always laughing your ass off, eggzactly how much you got left?”

“Much like a starfish, it regenerates! At double the rate that I laugh it off.
:-D”

““LMAO @ Nimble!

That's pretty impressive that you even remember your boss' birthday, LZ! I love my boss, and I can't even remember hers.”
draculyra
1:21:43 PM
10/05/06

I didn't. That's why I have Outlook on my computer.”

“IS ON VACATION!!!!
Woo Hoo!!!”

“Look at you, always thinking! Yeah I should use my Outlook more for things like that...”

“Nimble, she claims to have butt implants.

L MY AO!!!”

“Grrrr....thank goodness I'm off tomorrow!!!!

I feel like a squirel in the road...not sure which side to run...she keeps changing like Dr. Jeckyl (sp?)”

“well, today has been an interesting one.

For some reason, I woke up today thinking it was Friday and wore jeans to work. Got into work and one of my co-workers informed me it wasn't Friday and not casual day, so I had to run home and change and come back into work. Luckily I live 5 minutes from work. Before I left to go home and change, I also found out two workers got fired and that a member of the human resources department from corporate was in to fire them.

So I got back in and I was supposed to have a meeting with the office manager at 9am with some other workers to discuss the office issues, called advisory board.

I go to the office manager's office and wait outside, while some of the other members of the board show up and wait. The office manager was in his office and was on the phone and his door was shut. So we waited a few minutes and then he got off the phone and his admin assistant informed us that we can go in and we proceeded into his office.

He was visibly upset, very red in the face and he told his abruptly that the meeting will have to be postponed and he walked us out of his office and we returned to our cubes.

So back at my desk, everyone was buzzing around wondering what was going to happen since two people were fired. Would the access codes be changed, doors and locks be changed, etc etc ???

We then found out that our VP was in from corporate and that there was going to be a meeting at 10am in the conference room.

The night before, a spam email went around saying our staff would be reduced by 50%, followed by an email from the CEO saying that is no plan to reduce the staff.

So everyone walked into the conference room wondering what was about to go down.

We were sitting there and the VP was talking about college football and then said, alright, we'll get this started and announced our office manager was no longer working for our company.

ugggggh I liked our office manager a lot.

total bummer of a morning.”

“dang!

bummer.”

“office drama sucks”

“I'm glad I work in a small office (4 people including myself). Office drama is to a minimum.”

“Man that sucks...I keep a tie and a shirt in my office, since the time I was called on to speak RIGHT as I was getting back from a fire investigation....”

“My boss is very very cool!!!

(I hope he's using a key sniffer ...)


:-)


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“For some reason I'm now hearing the old "Duck and cover" song.”

“Boy and they call us gun owners paranoid.”

“bummer....”