You all suck! I'm leaving

“Are you allowed to collect live squirrels in Parks?”

“Are you suggesting I burn the fat from live squirrels?”

“I'll get another lewd photo of Mr. Hyde up here in a minute and stovey'll come running back!”

“He cannot resist the powerful draw of feline porn.”

“No. I'm saying you probably can only collect dead squirrels in the backcountry.”

“Oh no problem then. I won't collect them until after I kill them.”

“OK. Just didn't want you to get fined by a Ranger.

You'll have to tell us which is better (if any): Black, Red, or Grey squirrel.”

“bit aren't you farting AAAAND scratching on another thread?

Stovey is waaay out of line on this one. We've got farting, scratching, cat porn and squirrel luminaries. There goes his excuse.”

“

A goodbye kiss for Stovey..........
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“He'll love all this attention when he gets back...”

“chappy - Do any of the flock know you visit and post on TT?”

“no.....but they would understand the humor for sure. Some of em are about as crazy as we all are. Hey NS, do I have to join organnotes to listen to it?
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“I went to a restaurant yesterday and it had a big neon sign on the wall that said "NO FARTING".

Just thought I would share...”

“My son cannot go to that restaurant.”

“try Beano”

“Soooo.... people in Alabama don't know you're not supposed to fart ijn a restaurant? they have to have a sign for that?

Rant on, rednecks! I'm just funnin'!”

“pfffffffffft!”

“.....you all come on and prove Sarge's point, and Sarge responds by proving Matt's point. What a fvcking waste of time.


I hope Matt wipes this whole fvcking board clean today.”

“Wow! I was afraid Matt was leaving, when I saw this thread appear!”

“noncon - I don't think I've been anything but civil. I find this warning completely out of left field, and senseless. I already changed, so what change is there to be made? Matt's point is I am abrasive. I don't think it's abrasive to say "I have not been abrasive". That's my opinion.”

“man, do you have a post on every thread on here...if someone posts a thread about tampons, will you have an opinion about them?”

“GOING BACKPACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“me too......................”

“I have to wait a couple more weeks before I can go”

“Going on vacation. This is the last day I will work until March.”

“I hear a late lunch buffet calling my name.”

“Eat me, bigboy.

”

“i hate these 12 hour shifts. i have to go beddy bye now before my vision permanently shifts to double”

“How may posts do you see?”

“How may posts do you see?”

“how many fingers is he holding up?”

“you all suck! im going to IHOP!”

“Get the boysenberry syrup.”

“Not a huge IHOP fan here. Got any local pancake places there? Around here there are alot of greek owned restaurants that have [u]everything[u] on their menu - much of it only ok. All of them seem to serve pancakes, dutch pancakes, and blintzes though. Some pretty dang good.”

“ALEXANDRIA
Officer Who Shot Teen at IHOP Not Charged

By Jamie Stockwell
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, June 14, 2006; Page B08

An off-duty Alexandria police officer was acting in self-defense in February when he fired into a sport-utility vehicle outside a pancake house, killing a teenage passenger, and will not face criminal charges, the city's chief prosecutor said yesterday.

In a 54-page report, Commonwealth's Attorney S. Randolph Sengel concluded that Officer Carl Stowe, working security at an International House of Pancakes, acted reasonably when he ran outside the restaurant over an unpaid $26 bill and signaled for the driver to stop. When the Jeep Cherokee suddenly lurched straight toward him, Stowe feared he would be run over and fired six shots, with one striking Aaron Brown, 18, in the back seat, killing him, Sengel said.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/13/AR2006061301550.html”

“Going to the beach for a week with seven teenagers. Yes, I am nuts, but you people already know that. See ya when I get back. Ya'll be good when I am gone, k?”

“No.”

“Which beach??”

“SONOVA?”

“Sunset Beach, NC. Hopefully there will be lots of sea turtle nests this year. Last year we only had one. I just love the little critters.”

“LMAO

My own little stalker Q is making a stink about me on backpacker.com.

I think I may post over there a while just to tick him off.

[VBG]”

“stovie be nice!”

“Why? He isn't being nice to me. ;-)”

“The "Q" is an annoying blowhard. Maybe it's just his avatar that bugs me...”

“Hey we stuck up for ya”

“well... give us a link will ya? LOL!”

“like I know how to do that”

“I've already left, you're just still smelling my vapor trail.”

“The burden applied by a potion of Zionism and oil cannot be carried in an ultra light pack covered with foil.”