You all suck! I'm leaving

“The one who threw a hissy fit seemed a little "touched".”

“Thanks to conk, thebackpacker.com is next to be blocked.”

“the one that really pissed me off is when the company blocked access to hikinghq.net - SGT Rock's site - absolutely no reason to do that IMO”

“Wow. Quite the meltdown.”

“i really shouldn't make light of it but the original thread that started it in the cooking section was even more 6th grade.”

“a flame war over breakfast bars? how gay is that?”

“hey, howzabout linking to the actual fight instead of the thread where they all sit around and talking about the fight, making this the thread about the thread about the fight”

“No one stalks me goddamnit.”

“nevermind i found it. well, that certainly didnt live up to the hype”

“Gee Crash, only a left wing HOMO like you would not see the fact that everytime you choose a healthy breakfast bar the Terrorist.....(ROTFLMAO) sorry just couldn't figure this one out....Come on at least we get peeved over important stuff like College Football teams....(of course my team is now the Georgia Yorkies (LOL)>

Y2 you are being stalked...I have been sending my monster...sorry Mother in law flowers with your name on them...(LOL).

P.S. Crash as you know I was just joking...I know you, like me, eat the RAW MEAT BREAKFAST BARS...(LOL)”

“Look out your window, Y2”

“lol - ok, no hot women are stalking me, not that I have any idea if this wild oats or whatever is hot.”

“LOL...hot women stalking you? HMM...course one of my friends here is a Dist Manager with Hooters. I mentioned a HOOTERS hiking trip, told them I could be the Medic. Anyone want to come along as the assistant Medic? (LOL)”

“i like cereal bars made out of the raw meat of cute little baby seals”

“Why eat a breakfast bar, when you can eat a muffin?”

“THANK GOD LUMBER SHOWED UP!...does this mean we are going to a sucking muffin thread?

Where do you get those baby seal bars? I still have to take my baseball bat to the Zoo to get the proper mixture.
last edited: 11/06/06 2:11:27 PM”

“The baby seal bars are pretty good, but have you tried the spotted owl bars yet? They aren't as gamy tasting.”

“I love to fill my SUV with baby seal I killed with my trusty AK-47. And I say a prayer to Mohammed after each kill.”

“That is nothing! I use soptted owls for target practice every day.”

“Good idea Bear, you do have to praise allah when you take a life so it will be kosher (lol) for eating.”

“I pick my teeth with grizzly claws and wrap myself in wolf skin. Both courtesy of Yellowstone. I then settle down to a nice wolf/bear stew and wipe my ass with the flag
last edited: 11/06/06 2:56:38 PM”

“I've found that whale oil is the best lubricant in the gearbox on my ATV when I'm riding it through national forests chasing down wildlife.”

“Bear, after whiping your ass with the flag be sure and send it to Dubya for proper disposal.”

“So bear, you don't wipe your tushie with Rabbits...? I thought all bears did that?”

“At least till Thursday/Friday. ;-)”

“g'bye, I'm goin campin till next Sunday.....
:p”

“EL BITEO...ME...(LOL) ONE FREAKING DAY!

I am pushing a Metro Task Force for Arson so that investigators will cover other counties while investigators are away. That way I can do four day weekends.....”

“what? your an arsonist?”

“I peed on a Sierra Club Cabin wall once.”

“But I'll prolly be back tomorrow.
Later.”

“Till Wednesday at least...
Y'all be nice!”

“Take care and enjoy your time of sanity away from us. :)”

“You all sucked.

I left.

I came back.”

“welcome back tilt. btw, i don't suck”

“You all sucked.

I left.

I came back.”
tilttiltblam
3:45:31 AM
1/28/07


We still suck, but go ahead and stick around anyway.”

“TMI pammie”

“bad bad hoi!”

“A near legendary example of that occured at a medium-small party in Atlanta... about thirty years ago.

I forget the exchange that started it, but the next line was, "You left yourself wide open that time."

The young lady then replied, "I always leave myself wide open when I'm going down for the third time!!"


And the room erupted like Mt. Saint Helens.”

“i am willing to bet this exchange happens thousands of times everywhere in America every weekend. but not to me.”

“Oy -- Now I'm confused.


In the last couple of weeks I have determined that you all still suck, but I'll hang around for a while anyway.


And if I ever get tickets to A Prairie Home Companion, you can guess what the announcement will be for Garrison Keillor to read after the intermission...

I wonder if he'll bite the bullet and read it out loud? LMAO”

“i definetly want to hear it if he does!

btw, just for the record tilt; don't you ever suck?
last edited: 1/29/07 8:40:36 PM”

“Sure --- but you have to pick your moments.

Like that chocolate milkshake at the Sonic drive-in yesterday, for example.



I imagine it like this:

Garrison Keillor: "Tilt... 'Tilt'? yeah, okay...... 'Tilt' says 'hi' to all the folks at Trail Talk. And there's a postscript... 'PS, You all suck; I'm leaving.'"



I am not going to ask what was 'EDITED' from that post, LMAO!”

““i definetly want to hear it if he does!

btw, just for the record tilt; don't you ever suck?
last edited: 1/29/07 9:40:36 PM”
Pamela

As publically appointed counsel for Mr. Tilt I must interject that my client will not answer that question, but given the proper attractive female accomplice might be pursuaded to provide the female with adequate empirical demonstrations of the appropriate response to this line of interrogation.”

“Yah, my big thin plastic sqwisky bottle has'nt enough liquid to resume it's voluminous self when I set it to rest ,so , shoes on and off to the liquor store. Four hundred yards times two equals- Oh, forget it, i'm out of here.”

“A close associate who spent a few decades with the DOJ always advised me to say this (and only this):

"I want my lawyer."
"I want my lawyer."
"I want my lawyer."

and

"Don't you need a warrant for that?"




Hey SB --- how many cubits?”

“There is only one expression you need....


"I cannot recall at this time"”

“hey salebored, get some for me, i'm out.

recall what?”

“Exactly.”

“"Your Honor at the time this incident supposedly occurred I believe I was with Mr. Tilt having coffee. I belive we argued about the color blue."

(LOL) A few years ago we were doing some multi company (two fire engines and a rescue truck) training at the training center. The training had ended and some of the guys were throwing rocks into the top window of the training building window.

All of a sudden we hear a crash and the distinct sound of broken glass hitting the ground (apparently an errant shot hit the spot light on the tower). I looked at the other lieutenant and said, "refresh my memory...where were we when this happened?"

He looked at me and said," We were inside the office drinking coffee."
last edited: 1/31/07 7:36:19 AM”

“That’s right I’m leaving. I’m heading out the door to spend the rest of the day hiking. Have fun at work suckers.”