Why is my wife mad at me?

“He didn't send you a card last Christmas?”

“:|


(scratches tilt off the list too)”

“Something to do with "Birthday"?”

“hmmm, I wonder whose couch he will move too?”

“no. Something to do with I keep asking him NOT to do something and he keeps doing it.”

“all guys do it”

“not that you dork :P


It takes a LOT to get me mad...
he just pissed me off so much this morning I am about ready to go after him with a cast iron frying pan.”

“lamest post ever”

“A sin of Commission rather than Omission...”

“#&%!$ off storm bringer! >:)”

“did he say "you look fat in those pants"?”

“did he poop in the bed again?”

“Did he leave the toilet seat up?”

“Or did he leave short and curly hairs all over the kitchen counter?

;P”

“Stop peeing in the sink Mike.”

“LOL @ HPM.

Yeah, and picking your nose and wiping it under the coffee table.”

“Welcome to the club, brother! Just about every time I go on a trip, my wife gets mad at me, and this has been going on for 23 yrs?”

“Do wives even need a reason to be mad at us?”

“don't wipe your nose picker under the coffee table... sheesh... thats what the space between sofa cushions is for”

“I read the thread title and thought....
Join the club!


NCT, just saw your post...You got that right!
last edited: 4/19/07 12:27:09 PM”

“Thanks spirit. I feel so good about going home to an empty apartment now.”

“...my wife gets mad at me, she jumps on her Menstrual Cycle and runs me down.....

nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag, Biiiiiitch, Bitiiiiiitch, Biiiiiiitch......

shifts those gears so smoothly, when she hits it's a thing of wonder.......”

“Ok, its all good now :)”

“You poor men.”

“well, there went Wednesday night poker with the boys ... poor CMB”

“The best part of having a disagreement....is the make up sex ;)”

“I think she caught him peeing in the shower.........again........hey, deal with it, the warm water just causes 'reactions'..........then there's the clearing out your nasal passages ritual.......which is almost religious.......”

“Where's the famous quotation string?

"I gotta go home and do such and such or my wife will kill me."

”

“in about half an hour I am going to wake him up ;) and then we are going to hit the road. I can't wait!

That reminds me, gotta pick up some baby wipes on the way outta town.”

“I knew it, he DOES poop the bed...........”

“There is a place in town where I go for my local marriage immunization. This thread will do quite nicely when I'm out of town.”

“I don't think that's what those baby wipes are for.”

“If you use them in a manner inconsistent with their labeling you may piss off the narcs.”

“He keeps asking for bacon ring for breakfast?”

“get over it, my wife stays mad at me....wimp..... :p”

“Here's a nice thing I did, to make the wifes weekend a little easier while I'm away.....I cleaned the house, two bathrooms, dusted two rooms and vacumed the whole house.

Now when I come home from my trip, she can't say, we'll I'm glad you had fun, I spent the weekend cleaning the house.

Maybe some flowers left on the table, in the morning before I leave too?”

“i looked at the title on this and wondered why the question wasn't:

why ISN'T my wife mad at me?

after all, you have to ask yourself this one less often; wouldn't you?


btw ncthiker, dang good job!
last edited: 4/20/07 7:08:51 PM”

“

Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

TAMPA — A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.

Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.”

“This will be tough to explain.”

“It was probably worth the $100/hr to be able to not have to admit he fenced the jewelry to pay off his gambling debts while the wife was on vacation.”

“You hire a naked maid and leave her alone in the BEDROOM? Fool

'fool”

“holy cra hyway that video kicked ass. i didnt even realize for a minute that there were black-garbed actors/stagehands in the background. i thought it was some cgi stuff”

“Dude has a naked maid in the house and the only family jewels that get grabbed were the wife's????”

“I was kind of thinking the same thing. He hired a naked maid and left her alone? In the bedroom? I call bullsh*t.”

“maybe he's trying to cover up the big 'tip' he gave her.”

“where can I find me one of those nude maids...I think I'm gonna be needing one soon!”

“http://www.wpbf.com/mostpopular/16412166/detail.html
Nude Maid Cleans Up Good, Steals $40K In Jewelry
Wife Comes Home To Find Jewelry Missing”

“Now that's a marriage on the rocks.”