Totally Unrelated to Backpacking

“Polish-Italian wedding, just picture it”

“Tilt, Howdy?

No, but when I go to the country bars, lotta guys call me ma'm

YES Ma'm”

“Cowboy foreplay: Get In the Truck B!tch

(I saw this on a bumper sticker)”

“Biz, I remember from the comedy show called "Wings", Helen (about 26yrs old) told a delivery man, you can call me sweety, you can call me honey, or sweet buns, just don't call me ma'am, AND watch my butt when I walk away (she was feeling old that day).

Ma'am would sound real sweet coming from a country person though.

Polish & Italian, what did they serve, sausages, lol? I know Italian's like to have fun parties, but some of their weddings can really drag on.”

“LOL Tilt.

It's more like-- whazzzup?”

“Biz, they forgot "...and don't wake up the dog."”

“LMAO humanpackmule!!!!!”