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Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert ToppingView MessagesViewing posts 1 to 27 of 27 messages posted.
Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Well?” 3:17:37 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “I really go for those edible oil products” 3:20:06 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Slick stuff is really good.” 3:24:48 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “New SHIMMER!! Bring on the Bass-o-Matic!” 3:28:31 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Sand makes a good desert topping, but dessert topping? Nah.” 3:31:29 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Why you...” 3:33:26 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Hey, skippy, it's a floor wax AND a desert topping! Wasn't this an old SNL skit w/ Chevy Chase?” 4:08:35 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Violin, just tell pekka you'll use his poll to wax the floor...hehehehe! ;-) "Main Entry: 1poll Pronunciation: 'pOl Function: noun Etymology: Middle English pol, polle, from Middle Low German Date: 14th century 1 : HEAD 2 a : the top or back of the head b : NAPE 3 : the broad or flat end of a striking tool (as a hammer) 4 a (1) : the casting or recording of the votes of a body of persons" --Merriam-Webster” 4:26:18 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “5. Person or persons native to Poland. 6. A concrete or plastic water-filled swimming device for Ethnic-Americans.” 4:35:54 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “It's a FINE substitute when you're out of AstroGlide!” 6:31:40 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping 6:35:52 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “I know what those of us who live in coastal states do with sexwax, but what do you use it for bacpac?” 6:39:47 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “I polish my hiking stick with it.” 6:42:28 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “He rubs it on his dougan, of course...” 6:42:58 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “So, we can only pick on Ice Tea for his spelling? And does that mean a poll tax is a government levy on head? (sorry Matt)” 7:18:21 PM 8/30/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “AAAA HAHAHAHA! (i was just joshin' ya, pekka...couldn't resist the double meaning) :-)” 9:27:04 AM 8/31/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Desert Topping “Desert topping doesn't work well at all on my floor. It leaves a sticky residue, especially on the carpet. Maybe egg whites will work better.” 4:34:10 PM 8/31/01 RE: Poll: Floor Wax or a Dessert Topping “ 1/10/76 Wife.....Gilda Radner Husband.....Dan Aykroyd [ open on suburban kitchen, Wife and Husband arguing ] Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax! Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping! Wife: It's a floor wax! Husband: It's a dessert topping! Wife: It's a floor wax, I'm telling you! Husband: It's a dessert topping, you cow! Spokesman: [ enters quickly ] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping! Here, I'll spray some on your mop.. [ sprays Shimmer onto mop ] ..and some on your butterscotch pudding. [ sprays Shimmer onto pudding ] [ Husband eats while Wife mops ] Husband: Mmmmm, tastes terrific! Wife: And just look at that shine! But will it last? Spokesman: Hey, outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant. Husband: And it's delicious! Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie! Wife: Made from an exclusive non-yellowing formula. Husband: I haven't even touched my pudding and I'm ready for more! Wife: But what about black heel marks? Spokesman: Dirt, grime, even black heel marks, wipe clean with a damp mop. [ Husband accidentally sprays Shimmer onto the floor ] Husband: Oh, sorry, honey, I'll clean that up! Wife: Oh, no problem, sweetheart, not with new Shimmer! [ Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera ] Spokesman: New Shimmer, for the greatest shine you ever tasted! [ fade ] | ”
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