Jet Powered Bear Cooler

“Who said all the cool stuff had already been invented?

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“Now how do we get it into the middle of the woods without the rangers finding out?”

“thats almost as good as the instant barbeque lighter.”

“A CO2 fire extinguisher does the same thing.”

“So what does this have to do with bears? I didn't know they liked beers too!”

“Must force bears into hibernation.”

“I guess if you could get the bear into a vessel large enough to hold the bear and the cooling tank holding the evaporating liquid, the bear would get cool.

I would much prefer to cool beer than bear. The beer doesn't tend to fight back when you try to place it in the water.”

“You could put wheels on a cooler and use the device to propel you down the trail to your campsite and cool your bear at the same time. It's sort of like BS's trail golf cart.”

“Much better to be a wise ass than a dumb ass...”

“That's it! I'm leaving!”

“OK, newgirl....oops, I mean Violin.”

“I'm back.”

“Yeah, you and newgirl.”

“An Owed to the Spelling Checker
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I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

-- Jerry Zar, Dean of the Graduate School
Northwestern Illinois University”