We want the old Kleety

“Kleety used to be the wittiest poster on TT. He climbed a mountain and got all serious or bored or whatever.

I want the old kleety who would kick sand in my face and make me like it. I hope he has been on a self imposed hiatus working on new material.

OK, he didn't disappear like Chandra Levy or Nigal, but he seems more reserved.

We want the old Kleety.”

“OLD KLEETY, OLD KLEETY, OLD KLEETY!!!!
Throw snackboy off of the island.”

“kleety sucks.”

“Hey, he quoted me!”

“how badly do people want the old kleety? not many posters on this thread.....”

“Probably no more than they want the new Kleety.”

“Kleety, there was an old you?

Are you mellowing with age? Getting feeble minded?”

“Having Nigal back is a pretty good consolation.”

“whaddya mean, the new kleety? You mean to tell me he ain't the same slack-jawed yokel, he wuz afore?
Hey man, it ain't the quantity of posts, it's the QUALITY! or something...
hmmm
%^\”

“kleety is probably just on a "wit break" for a while. Give him some slack.”

“I want AmyG to have my babies.”

“Sorry Bacpac, I am psychologically unable to have children. But perhaps we could have DOGS together!! I know how much you loooove dogs! We could take them for rides in the car and for hikes on the trail and...

mooohaHaHAAAA

>;D”

“Amy is being mean.”

“I want AmyG to have my Dogs.”

“Iggy Pop---

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be Face-to-face
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon”

“I can think of a better dog song than that sung by the Crüe

LyndyS wouldn't appreciate it though”

“Next to Iggy, Crue are a bunch of posers...”

“"wit break"? Dunadan, you made me LMFAO! Hell, if I was waiting until I had something witty to say, I'd be gone a lot longer than Nigal was.

I finally discovered I'm really a 98-lb. weakling, so no sand kicking for me, Bacpac.”

“98 lb weakling my behind! Kleetn's the man! Kleet gets my vote for wittiest poster on TT.

He hasn't changed, he's just lying low waiting to pounce on something that sparks his interest. Ain't ya sparky?”

“wanna light?”

“Though Kleetn packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
The good posts we've seen
So seldom are clean -
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

>;o)”

“Methinks I should change my name to Sparky.”

“Am I dim? I read a few posts that said, "Kleetn, I just got your name." I don't get it. What does it mean?”

“OH- I thought it meant
Cleet n'

Those things you strap on your boots to climb glaciers?

Course, it could also mean soccer cleats”

“Nice recycling AmyG! (ya already stole that limmerick once before)”

“You are right, kleet. I shouldn't be making excuses for you. I have my own plethora of deficiencies to cover up!”

“AMERICAN SWALLOW-TAILED KITE (Elanoides forficatus)
The call is a short, sharp kleet-kleet-kleet!”

“It's really a combination of his real name and his given name: Winky Tinky.”

“Psssst, arclite! The name is Tinky Winky, not Winky Tinky! Tinky Winky is purple and the biggest Teletubby. His favorite thing is his special red bag. Ever wonder why it's red? Tinky Winky loves marching, dancing, and falling over drunk.”

“Sorry, Mr. Winky.”

“Yeah! They are making all kinds of stuff now like jackets, sleeping bags and lots of tents. Their packs have gotten heavier and they are getting even more expensive to boot. We want the old Kelty back!!




Oh solly!”

“AMERICAN SWALLOW-TAIL KITE
(Elanoeatus fornificatus)
The call is a short, sharp kleety-kleety-kleety!

Thats Kleetn, short sharp...”

“Wait a second! If there is a new kleety, then it would stand to reason that he is the old kleety, but even older than he was before. Therefore he would become nonexsistent, sort of like anti-matter, and only then could there be a new kleety.
I am so confused!!”

“burp!”

“Kleety- now I'm gonna be real disappointed if you don't start acting funny..”

“Cleats on?”

“OLD KLEETY!, CLEATS ON!, OLD CLEATY!, KLEATS ON!”

“If you ask me, Cleet sounds a little too close to Clit”

“Kleetn didn't REALLY change on the inside. He's just sporting a spiffy new beard like his hero Al Gore.”

“He's got a waistline to match!”

“And he is a bigger liberal than Al.”