Posting drunk

“after having read all this I say we vote to change Free�s name to Liza

with a "z" right. ;=)”

“Free25, I wish I could have joined you in your strawberry daqueries. I think I drank the last of mine the day before you had yours. I've got the daquerie mix still left, but no rum. I'm not a big drinker, so I only bought a small bottle of rum and made a few drinks this month.

I also buy frozen strawberries and add them into the drink in the mixer with the ice and daquerie mix. I made two drinks with 1-1/2 shots of rum per drink, and the next day I woke up with an eye ache. I guess I can't hold my liquor:)”

“#8 feeling pretty good. Yanks win, go up 2-1, yea!”

“????

You've drank 8 brews and have chosen to post on the "Posting drunk" thread?”

“posting drunk!

I should add this thread to "My Favorites"”

“hurm..yup..bedtime..screen's starting to run together”

“werd... right here”

“Drinking seems fun and carefree when you are young and energetic, but years of drinking will turn you into a bitter, paranoid, sociopath like Buddha Bear and Phaedrus.”

“Yea, what's wrong with that, should I have waited till #10. Sorry I didn't know the rules. Why don't you post perameters for the thread, so we all know how many beers to have before we post. For example...

6-12 beers...Posting buzzed
12-15.. Posting drunk
15+.. Posting really f*cked up.”

“at 15 I'd be posting passed out!

after 15 I'd be posting vomiting!”

“LOL”

“on pheady's behalf...he aint old and bitter :)


.5 beer-posting buzzed
1-2 beers-posting drunk
3-4 beers- #&%!$ed up
5-6 beers- cant walk”

“Hmm, it's been a while since I have drank alot of beer, so I'm probably not a good candidate to set the parameters for that particular beverage of choice. Maybe an experiment is what's called for.”

“Bacpac calling me old and bitter is a little like Vlad the Impaler calling Ladislas Poshumous a mean guy.

How's the recovery coming, anyway?”

“recovering :) I JUST got my insurance yesterday. Thats IRONY for ya.Now I have to work two jobs to try and pay those bills lol.”

“Phaedrus, I hope you sober up and get some help.”

“I once had an Arab taxi driver in Abu Dhabi tell me that he hoped all my wives bore children for me. I guess that's a cultural point of well-wishing that he was giving me for a nice tip. I didn't discuss the fact that I was unmarried with him, nor the fact that I would never have more than one wife at a time, since it's a concept that was foreign to him. I just accepted the good wishes, wished him the same and went on.

So, same to you, bacpac.”

“BTW, you can quit trying to kiss my ass. You're a #&%!$head in my book. I'll debate with you and all that, but as a person, you're a bag of fat whom I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire.”
Phaedrus
8:22:10 PM
10/07/04

Same to you scumbag.”

“It's awful early in the day to be hitting the Jim Beam, isn't it?”

“You better ask Jim. I don't want to know what time schedule you are on.”

“You know I was kidding, right? Really. Seriously. Light yourself on fire and see.”

“Yuck Fou.”

“No balls.”

“To be drunk is relative.

Just ask any drunk, and he'll tell you about his relatives.”

“No balls? Phaedrus has big balls when he posts after a few toddies. Not so big when he is confronted.”

“Confronted? by being invited to play golf?

If you wanted to confront me, you might pick a venue better suited to different physical challenges.”

“You pick the venue.”

“In other words, you can play golf with your friends, of whose number I pride myself on not being counted.”

“You pick the venue.”

“Just let me know when you're going to be around.”

“Deal, I will be in Vegas in two weeks.

Details via email.”

“You have mail.”

“I think Phaedrus is drinking now.

Moooo Haaaaa Haaaaa”

“I sent mail back. I guess the venue I picked is out of your reach?”

“I thought you did not want to play golf? Isn't that the same golf course you did not show up at?

Vegas baby. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Be there.”

“Yeah, now I'm rolling my eyes.

Let's see where the credibility here is. A guy who jealously guards his identity and switches user names, has met virtually no one from the board and is intentionally antagonistic to most - otherwise known as a troll - is not someone I'm going to buy a plane ticket to attempt to meet. It would, however, be the ultimate troll-trick if I were incredibly gullible. I give you points for effort, but take them back for effectiveness.”

“Phaedrus you publicly threatened me.

I am willing to meet you on your terms. You are not.”

“Vegas, two weeks.

Don't wuss out again.
last edited: 10/09/04 7:21:02 PM”

“I didn't publicly threaten you. Your references to bringing the law into the matter made sure I never will, either.

I've already told you that if you'd like to come out and visit, I'd be happy to meet you. You asked for a venue of my choice and I gave it. Now you're - how did you put it - crawfishing.”

“Yep. Getting me to get on a plane would be a beautiful bit of trolling that would put Violin to shame.

No go, though.”

“You threatened to "KMA".

I was trying to avoid the law on this.”

“I flew all the way to Sacremento and you were a no show!!!”

“If I did, you should have a copy of that somewhere, right?

I never said that, so you don't.”

“I think the lesson here is do not drink and then post that you are going to "kick someones @ss", because bacpac will make you prove it.”

“I flew all the way to Sacremento and you were a no show!!!�
bbw
5:27:17 PM
10/09/04

Now you're flat lying.

What was the name of the golf course you invited me to?”

“Long pause while he googles through, trying to remember and desperately wishing he'd kept that email he sent.

If you'd even been at the golf course in San Fran that you invited me to, I'd think you'd remember the name. What was it?”

“Getting me to drive a couple of hours to the bay area would have been a good one, but not nearly as good as getting me on a plane, eh?”

“Friggin idiot.”