Rechargeable AAAs in headlamp???

“WTF? Rosey so us pointing the REALITY that third world people need a lot more important stuff than cell phones is "blaming someone else for thier plight"????

WOW do you californians HAVE to have brain injuries to live there or is it just a frequently used option?”

“Hey Rosey if you get that whole "cell phone for starving tribesmen" thing off the ground maybe you could add some of these to it.

http://villageofjoy.com/30-worlds-strangest-inventions/


here is one that might be actually USED.

”

“I agree with you, XLAX. Augusta needs a lot more than cell phones...

Has your front yard started glowing yet?”

“Glowing? UM why?”

“Um well the reactors in Waynesboro are exceedingly safe...and Savanah River Site actually has no "active" reactors.

But I know in your quest to bring "shamwows" to Somalia you may have missed that....(LOL)”

“

Shamwow guy(Rosey) beats up a hooker”

“They usually stick those things where the population isn't much of a concern...

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hF0tTuwHPDH4TYxgp_nYxL_kT43w”

“The Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Arkansas:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.
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Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
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Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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A Arkansasian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.”

“I ....don't ...get it”

“So you are saying they could make California ONE GIANT nuke reactor and it would be okay?

Poor Rosie gets nailed on his desire to modernize Uganda and now he is pouting.

Hey rosie, how bout you look at hiring your San Fran buddies to do a "Make Over of Africa" (LOL)”

“Hey, I can't help that you live on a disposable land mass. But all of those old poops in FLA sure do appreciate the sacrifice...”

“Disposable Land Mass? Crap he is channeling Saleboard.


NOW Rosiepalmer productions presents "Queer Eye for the Starving Third World GUY?"

Can you see rosie trying to get a truck load of calf skin 'european shoulder bags" to give to the tribesmen to "modernize them"?”

“Come on XL, you're showing your age. Nobody calls them Third World nations anymore, they're Developing Nations. And, I've actually traveled to quite a few of them and...hold for the shock...there are tons of cell phones.

So, back to Southern Radiation on the Skids, is it hard to build a bomb shelter under a doublewide?”

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