A thread just for people that have been drinking

“You're not going to french kiss a Canabeast, are you?”

“huh??”

“Drinkin' Smooth Ambler Vodka made in the mountains of WV using the crisp clear waters of the Greenbrier River, mixed with Coke. Amazing.”

“I though the Greenbrier has been tested for high levels of birth control in the water from raw sewage. Tested levels are high along with many other rivers in the US.”

“That's the reason the vodka turns out amber.”

“oh fvck. i had managed to block that from my memory. thanks a lot saleboard.”

“Don't mind if I do!”

“i had a beer earlier, but i'm mostly sober now.”

“If I say something stupid...

you know.”

“hang on, let me get some popcorn. . .

i've been mostly sober lately. so why am i so damn tired and sleepy all the time?”

“It's Friday night, TT!”

“Hey! Is this TT, or what?

A bunch of fine California wine going down the pipes here. I know there's football & all, but it started with the food.”

“Hey all! More local wine!

Started with the first farmer's market of the year at the local beach. There's a rockin' reggae band that always plays the first & last event of the year and always brings the freaks with them. Hopin' none of my managers saw me dancing.”