The perfect spoon

“As usual (if you read back) I am in search of the perfect spoon for camping.....well this weekend while on the winter mix trip in the Adirondak's I found it. However it doesn't have anything to to with a utensil though. It has to do with a half dozen slumbering hikers stuffed in a quaint shelter..... :)”

“Boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl?”

“yeah baby!”

“Did you get spooned by a guy?!?!?”

“Just as long as you didn't get "sporked"”

“Nice foot Pete.”

“LOL!”

“one thing you have to remember....
"There is no spoon"”

“Those aren't pillows!!

Oh, and I was the poor sap that slept next to that horn toad Gremlin.”

“That's an orgy I'm glad I missed!”

“YOU SEE THAT BEARS GAME LAST WEEK? YEAH, HELL OF A GAME, HELL OF A GAME. BEARS ARE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!”

“um....sorry Buck I don't think the Bears will go all the way...It will be the EAGLES!!!!
GO EAGLES!”

“At least there haven't been any mentions of sporks yet. I'd have to leave TT forever.”

“Oh, and I was the poor sap that slept next to that horn toad Gremlin."
Pennsy
10:01:22 PM
11/29/03

I know what you mean, Pennsy. I was on the other side of that horn toad!!! I don't know if it was the shelter mouse or gremlin, but something kept nibbling on my butt all night!”

“Wasn't there a movie about this... ?”

“(... "The Perfect Spoon"... NOT "Canadian Horn Toads"...)”

“fortunately for Cap't Bobo Gremlin sleeps on his stomach.......”

“knot hole huh”

“anel probe or something like that

You'd have to ask them.”

“So I guess it's safe to say that my wife slept with five guys the other night?”

“5 SNORING guys!”

“ear plugs worked I hope”

“I don't snore”

“nope unfortunately she had none...

She said one would start snoring then stop, then the next would start and stop....and so on and so on....

Welcome to my hell!”

“yeah, and I don't fart”

“is that you artex ?”

“Nah, that's Adventurist pretending to be the antiartex.”

“obviously not studying......”

“fcuk - they don't pay me enough to study on the weekends”

“here's just a song for the next ECT:

"Achy Breaky Heart" Based on the performance by Billy Ray Cyrus
"Big Ol' Smelly Fart" Parody by Jim Selleck


Funny as it seems, I like pork and beans,
I love to sit and eat 'em in the dark.
I'm just a gassy feller, my underwear turns yeller,
when I blow a big ol' smelly fart!

Well, well, well -- let's go to Taco Bell,
and slam down ten burritos, extra hot!
Then it starts to happen, I can feel my butt cheeks flappin',
I hold my nose and give it all I got.

(CHORUS) So if you want my fart, my big ol' smelly fart,
just come a little closer if you can.
But watch out for my fart, my big ol' smelly fart,
It just might blow up and kill the band!

Ev'ry time I get the chance I like to practice flat-chu-lance,
aint nothin' like a good distended bow'l.
And when I'm really rollin' I just blow it out my colon,
women scream and dogs begin to howl.

It's a panic I'm creatin' when my blue jeans start inflatin',
God, I hope nobody lights a match!
The crowd is headin' for the door, guess they can't take it anymore.
I'm alone here with my big ol' smelly fart.

(CHORUS repeats with gas noises...)”

“soooo...sirpete

When are going start the next report?”

“going to....”

“hummm....... I was just thinking about that today.
what, it's not due until this Thursday right???

perhaps Tuesday this time.

Definitely not tonight!”

“I think its due on Thursday....”

“Still searching for the perfect spoon?

Turn on sound.
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“WHOA! That be some #&%!$ed up #&%!$!”

“What a hoot.”

“Pepsi, I see you have lots of spare time.”

“I am NOT going to email that guy...at least not while I am sober....my ex is English....so why am I NOT surprised by the humor...lol”

“that's quite "quirky"....”

“Thats #&%!$ed up!

What the???”

“Okay. That's officialy weird.”

“Ok....I don't get it......”

“the scary thing is that one is the most sane of the fat-pie flah toons but still pretty F***ed up”

“this was one of my emails today...be afraid...be very afraid...

http://www.smoothenator.com/smoothenator/index.html”

“Havenmore, that's the screwiest legitimate ad I've seen yet.”

“tree....how many of the ad guys you think pi**ed their pants laughing before they presented it to Suave for approval?

haven”

“Its especially funny if you know SirPete and his spoons!”

“I think it was more along the lines of "Hey, let's really screw with the white collars!"”

“Well, I had to show "Spoon" to my creative writing students tonight, and they wanted more. So after we finished "the lesson" I went back to the site and we ended class watching the latest animation at the site, Picnic, which also had spoons become an issue by the end. The students were a mix of delighted and creeped out, lol.”